Banter and abuse

[Teflon]

I'll be packing the ski's

[Krooner]

Cos it does Micky Boy.

[DorkingDave]

Feeling left out. Gussy, TSF and I are not one and the same, so I demand my own personal abuse.

Thanks for the dosh for the Saints and Marie Curie TSF, much appreciated.

 

If JohnoJudo is as short as this thread would make one believe, he could slot into the Dorking Saints under 11's next year, we will be looking for some subs, Gussy interested too?

[SurreyLegend]

JJ is a great player with a lot to offer any club. He is strong, quick and great on the ball. PM me mate as I need a midfielder

 

 

 

 

for the reserves.

[Krooner]

No that must mean Moffs is hanging up his boots. Tell me it cant be SL

[Gussy]

Originally Posted By: DorkingDave

Feeling left out. Gussy, TSF and I are not one and the same, so I demand my own personal abuse.
Thanks for the dosh for the Saints and Marie Curie TSF, much appreciated.

If JohnoJudo is as short as this thread would make one believe, he could slot into the Dorking Saints under 11's next year, we will be looking for some subs, Gussy interested too?

Subs?

Can't remember the last time i paid to play football cup size

[RTFC Barmy Army drummer]

Originally Posted By: johnnojudo

Ok... i'm bored... lets get a good abusive, bantering thread going.


Gusset - find a club, see if you can stick with them the whole season you big time charlie!!

Teffers - grow some hair mate!!

El Gaffer - same to you!!

Jurg - lose some hair..it aint fashionable!!

Kroons - stay off the burgers and go on a bl00dy diet!!

Big JR - drink less, live longer!!

Merstham and Bomaya - feck off to Ryman 1. Hated travelling all that way anyway!!

PB - shell suits are out by the way!!

TSF - nothing bad to say about you mate. Although you do have a small tendancy to bang on about Dorking a lot!!

BAD - stay off here. Please understand when ur having the p1ss ripped out of ya. Stay at school. Get an education!! Your the one who needs education, you can't even spell your!!!!!!!!!! Muppet
Hartley Hare - We'll chat next season i'm sure.

AU Postie - Need to sort out those spelling mistakes on the Ash Utd match reports!!

Dorking - Thank feck you have been relegated. [****!!****] ground and [****!!****] pitch.

Sweeney - revenge of the nerds springs to mind!! Hope your exams go well!!

Anyone i've missed????????

Feel free to send some banter and abuse back!!
I know most of them......short, bad footballer, no left foot, match reports are always biased, drives a bright blue car, lucozade drinker.

If you can think of anymore let me know.

Feel a lot better now. Might even go do some work!!

[Gussy]

[Krooner]

You hungry Gussy ?

[Teflon]

Yup Baddie's starving today

[Greg_Dyke]

throw him a drumstick then

[Krooner]

Dykey I am going to stick that duck where the sun does not shine

[Greg_Dyke]

If you can do that while wearing a Panda suit, I'll be very satisfied

[johnnojudo]

Glad to see you have all been busy while i've been working.

 

My suggestion tomorrow is to create a 'Loving' thread and tell each other how much you value each others friendship!!!

[Flint700]

With the amount of earth moving at Krooner going on at the moment the pitch may well be fairly level for the new season so ski s may not be required. However if it is to be seeded in time for the first friendly in July against Farnborough I suggest they get a move on.

[aupostie]

I could never spell at school so why start now.........anyway the reports wouldn't be the same now would they

[Regan]

Originally Posted By: johnnojudo

BAD - stay off here. Please understand when ur having the p1ss ripped out of ya. Stay at school. Get an education!!

Originally Posted By: RTFC Barmy Army drummer

Your the one who needs education, you can't even spell your!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Combes, do you appreciate the irony of your reply?

[Teflon]

Well done AU postie you've managed 8 deliveries since 07-09-2006

 

Kept quiet on Wednesday !!!!!

[Krooner]

AU Postie keep quiet. No chance of that.

 

 

 

Ever

[Krooner]

Pitch will not be level Flnit but it should be less bumpy. Think I may of seen some grass poking out yesterday evening.