Banter and abuse

[johnnojudo]

Ok... i'm bored... lets get a good abusive, bantering thread going.

 

 

Gusset - find a club, see if you can stick with them the whole season you big time charlie!!

 

Teffers - grow some hair mate!!

 

El Gaffer - same to you!!

 

Jurg - lose some hair..it aint fashionable!!

 

Kroons - stay off the burgers and go on a bl00dy diet!!

 

Big JR - drink less, live longer!!

 

Merstham and Bomaya - feck off to Ryman 1. Hated travelling all that way anyway!!

 

PB - shell suits are out by the way!!

 

TSF - nothing bad to say about you mate. Although you do have a small tendancy to bang on about Dorking a lot!!

 

BAD - stay off here. Please understand when ur having the p1ss ripped out of ya. Stay at school. Get an education!!

 

Hartley Hare - We'll chat next season i'm sure.

 

AU Postie - Need to sort out those spelling mistakes on the Ash Utd match reports!!

 

Dorking - Thank feck you have been relegated. [****!!****] ground and [****!!****] pitch.

 

Sweeney - revenge of the nerds springs to mind!! Hope your exams go well!!

 

Anyone i've missed????????

 

Feel free to send some banter and abuse back!!

I know most of them......short, bad footballer, no left foot, match reports are always biased, drives a bright blue car, lucozade drinker.

 

If you can think of anymore let me know.

 

Feel a lot better now. Might even go do some work!!

 

 

 

 

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

JJ

you were perhaps thinking of joining a div 1 club next year

 

Dorking fc are on the lookout for promising new talent.....

 

[johnnojudo]

Hartley got promoted!!

 

Dorking couldnt afford me!!

 

Who knows... i might not be wanted next season by anyone. I'll have to pick myself for Judo! I select when i fight, when i train. I am my own physio, my own dietician. A 1 man bl0ody army!!

 

I'd still like to play football if anyone would have me?!!

 

PB? Mick T?? Anyone??

[Teflon]

Dont call us Johnno we'll call you

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

bl00dyhell a knockback from the village squatters.

 

youre finished jonno!

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

in fact jonno you are so finished "Winnie" of Dorking Wanderers hasnt even been on asking for you.

[johnnojudo]

 

i'm done for!!

[Teflon]

[Krooner]

JJ congratulations mate I never thought I would see a thread start with a bite but you managed it.

 

I reckon you could get in an U10 side as no-one would notice you Fecking Dwarf

 

 

 

 

 

 

[johnnojudo]

Love it... Keep them coming. Off to work now.

I'll be back at 6.30 and i expect to have plenty of abuse!

 

Feel free to abuse each other when i'm gone!!

 

Happy abusing!!!

[Gussy]

JJ - I hope you get arm bar'd

 

Teffers - Try and Banter Krooner about something other than his weight one dimensional springs to mind

 

El Gaffer - when you get back into management get the team to play on the deck

 

Jurg - Ledge Beard son i like it

 

Kroons - Take ur cricket talk to the Cricket forum kent!!!

 

Big JR - Where do you get all your stupid Jpegs from MUG!!!

 

Merstham and Bomaya - feck off to Ryman 1. Mr oh i value this cup more than the other KENT

 

PB - ahhhh ur alright, maybe you can let up on the pattern of play training sessions next season.

 

TSF - absolute tit

 

BAD - errrrrrrr

 

Hartley Hare - Your promoted now so shut up, i'll see what sort of sh1thole i'll have to go to next season

 

AU Postie - Who?

 

Sweeney - Sh1t fans, sh1t stadium, sh1t songs, ur just sh1t.

 

 

[Teflon]

Johnno, stand up when your talking to us....oh you are

[bomaya]

Johnno, get back to judo where you are actually quite good. I will give you something though, saw your wife at the game and she looked quite fit. Fitter than you anyway!

 

Gus - no chance, the Ryman forum looks dull, I think I'll stay on here and talk about how well Merstham are doing AGAIN.

 

 

[Krooner]

Ha Ha nice one Teffs.

 

 

[Krooner]

Bommie well played this entire season. Team was streets ahead of the rest of us.

 

Now feck off to South London to play half of your games oh and a slope bigger than ours at Fleet.

 

Merstham Kent

[Gussy]

That Ryman forum is a Hive of activity you'd be welcome there

[Lightning McQueen]

Originally Posted By: Gussy

That Ryman forum is a Hive of activity you'd be welcome there

How the feck would you know Gussy surely between work and tihs forum you haven't got time for that as well?!

[Teflon]

His brother told him

[Gussy]

SSsshhhhh cue ball

[NUMBER ONE]

krooner how can you say Fleet has a bigger slpoe than yours,

i will be packing the mountaineering gear next year