TV Presenters

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well I have taken home the first batch of videos and CV's for all the hundreads of people that would like the chance to be one of my co-presenetrs.

 

I've notices a few pointers:

• If you are a bloke - Don't send me a photo of you with your shirt undone or of you in your underwear

• If your a women the above mentioned photo might help

• If you live in any place that has a ryman football team that I dislike - Unfortinantly I noticed some geezer from Grays

• You have worked with Bobby Davro and Jim Davidson have you? Well you're not working with me!

• If you try to be too wacky, too kids tv ... etc, etc

 

To be honest I wonder why it's taken me so long to get a TV presenting job looking at these people, a lot of them have done stuff on MTV and proper channels as well.

There are lots of very very attractive women, am I allowed to take advantage with promises, then if they are no good just dump them?

[Claire!]

What is it exactly that you present? I'd be very careful on who you pick, i mean usually its male and female co-presenters that present show together i.e Richard and Judy, Fern and Philip, Fiona and Eamon etc, etc. there is one exception though, the two lesbians that present RI:SE.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah. I'd definitely get two lesbians, Thornsy.

 

The nice one out of Tatu, and C.Hart. (Well, she must be a lezzer if she doesn't fancy me! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> )

 

 

[Claire!]

Oi!!!

[Claire!]

Zeal, i've told you in the other thread that i can't "want" you because you're married! If you weren't.......

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Say no more!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I just want people who will compliment me, but obviously not being better than me <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Compliment as in tell you how good you are

 

- or -

 

Complement as in make a good team

 

??

 

 

[Rob_the_Saint]

Both, probably.

[Claire!]

I could do that! Obviously i'd pretend to not be better than you!!

 

Ohh, could you get press tickets for all sorts of gigs?

 

I could be your press-packer and check the one's you'd prefer not to go to!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I did mean the second one but the first is always good!

 

I should imagine when we get going I'll get loads of free gig tickets. There is a weekly industry publication which has all gigs and partys in and who to phone for tickets

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'll come to all the showbiz parties with you. I could be your Jimmy Five Bellies. I haven't quite got five yet, but certainly about three. Zeal Three Bellies, I'll be known as in the press!!

 

 

[Claire!]

If you get Justin Timberlake or Will Young tickets, please please please please please can i have them!!!!!!!

 

Oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Me and Thornsy have seen Will Young, C.Hart!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I going to go out on the pull with Timberlake

[Claire!]

Oh My God!!!!! Why didn't you tell me!!!! Oh i'm so gutted now! I really want to see him. The next time you get to see him i can i go with you?!!!!! Please!!!!!!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I would say yes, but he told me and Zeal - No Women!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Quality!!

 

Claire, I mentioned yesterday that we'd seen him.

 

 

[ESG]

abuse your postion EFMGTYHUJKKSK

surely one of the perks of the job

 

dont fall into the snow trap tho'

 

2? lesbians on RISE?

[Claire!]

Quote:

I would say yes, but he told me and Zeal - No Women!

Was that Will or Justin that said this?

I suspect its probably Will, and i know he's gay, but i really would like to try and turn him! He is soooo gorgeous, oh please, please, please!!!!!! (don't you just love me begging here!!!)

You and Justin on the pull together? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />