Fantasy Firm

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You may remember the following post from July last year...

 

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Welcome to the inaugural season of the EFM Prediction League.

 

You must pick three members for your "Firm". One from Category A. One from Category B. One from Category C.

 

The groups are as follows....

 

CATEGORY A:

Thorns

Costello

Bin Fadhel

Jesus

Griffiths

Fenton

 

CATEGORY B:

Gaffer

TL aka GHA

John Farmer

Mark White

AFF

Jolly Rogers

 

CATEGORY C:

Knocky

Patrick

Zimmerman

Webbo

Rob The Saint

Saints64Mad

 

 

So, once you've picked one from each category, you have your "Firm" for the season.

 

Now, points are won as follows:

 

Drinking on the terraces: 1pt per alcoholic beverage

Jumping the fence to get in free: 5pts

Invading the pitch: 5pts

Cider-lobbing: 10pts

Hitting an opposition fan: 10pts

Being hit by an opposition fan: 15pts

Getting thrown out of Non-League Ground: 15pts

Getting thrown out of League Ground (i.e. FA CUP): 20pts

Getting arrested: 50pts

 

The "Firm" with the most points at the end of the season wins!!

 

Happy picking everyone!!!!

 

 

 

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE ITEM. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS "PREDICTION LEAGUE PARODY" SERIOUSLY.

 

 

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Well, if you picked Thornsy for your 'Firm', you were certainly onto a winner... 20 points picked up at Stockport, 5 points picked up at Aylesbury, and countless 'Boozing on Terraces' points!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I picked up 21 points at Aylesbury - Drinking, Invading, Ejection.

 

You must get more than 1 point for smuggling drink into a league ground like I did at Stockport

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That's 1 point per drink, Thornsy. Did you only have the one at Aylesbury??

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

CATEGORY A:
Thorns
Costello
Bin Fadhel
Jesus
Griffiths
Fenton

Laz and myself were having a discussion on the way back from Aldershot about who the real top boy is. This kind of underlines it.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

According to a brief calulation - I have drank on the terrace at 23 games this season.

I did lob a can at Hendon again this season, it was on the terrace though and was like a ceremany.

Does PA invasion (Maidenhead) get any votes?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

It was certainly Thorns in 2001/02, in my opinion. Costello won it though, apparently.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Does jumping the fence mean litrally or just general fare ivasion?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Someone is claiming he should win it again this season!

 

I think this year and last should be mine!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

People have merged last season and the season before, they think that Chester and Aldershot count - they were the previous season

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah, they always go on about Chester and Aldershot. That was 2000/01. I'd say Costello won it that year.

 

Fare invasion, though obviously a pass doesn't count.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Main Incidents

 

CATEGORY A:

Thorns - Cider (01/02), Aylesbury (02/03), Stockport (02/03), Maidenhead (02/03), Kingstonian (01/02)

Costello - Chester (00/01), Aldershot (00/01), Scuffles Canvey (00/01, 01/02, 02/03), Kingstonian (01/02) Stockport (02/03),

Bin Fadhel Bedford Invasion (01/02), Hampton (01/02)

Jesus Berkhampstead (02/03)

Griffiths Canvey Scuffle (01/02), Aldershot last weekend, Stockport (02/03),

Fenton Erm! - Tried to take on Grays this season in the town centre

 

Have I forgotten anything?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

00/01 - Costello

01/02 - Thorns

02/03 - ?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I'd say you shade it.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

congratualtions thornsy..i know youve worked hard for this...can we have a oscar style acceptance speech on here for tomorrow morning?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I could just cry <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Laz]

I received a kick in the b*ll*cks at Canvey, so I reckon that's 15 points. I can't remember if I retaliated, so I'll settle for 15 instead of 25. That should send me up the league a bit.

[MK James]

 

Not bad for a group B option. I'd have had Thorns, TL/GHA and SaintsMad myself...

 

 

[Laz]

You obviously have not met the last to on your list.

 

I would have Griffiths, Jon Farmer and Rob the Saint.

[Guest]

When do you lot go back to school? Monday?

 

CHAMPIONS.

[ESG]

dunno mate

but we're just opening a nice couple of bottles of Veuve Clicqout

 

Pip pip