Keeping Healthy and Fit in the Close Season.....

[Special1]

I heard rumours that scientist's specialised hi-tec equipment was none other than our very own NeutralFan's groping hands.

 

Apparently, NF saw the poster advertising the position at the sperm donor clinic and was attracted by "Applicants needed to measure how fast breasts wobble and how far they move. Experience needed. Obsession not necessary but recommended."

See The Sun's article on how NF keeps fit!

I understand there is some sort of link with Willo eagerly heading for Portsmouth in a hurry.

[Willo the Cat]

[Willo the Cat]

Beware!

[Football Man]

Willo - I can envisage you now sitting there on Friday night sussing out whether the ladies present are wearing Mild, Medium or Cougar!

[Willo the Cat]

Damn you Football Man you have unleashed my secret

[Greg_Dyke]

Camel Toe Annie

[Hollie]

Sorry to bring this thread back down to earth, with a depressing entry that nobody really wants to think about,(I know I did'nt) but as we are all aware there have been numerous reports of young people suddenly dying whilst playing sport(and even just generally). I just wanted to let everybody know of an organisation that offers Cardiac screening for people between the age of 14-35, at different places, during the year. The cost is

[Greg_Dyke]

A very decent posting