TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING ANIMALS / Beatles / Paris / Record Shops

[CANV EFM]

1.Flies.. i fecking hate flies and what do they do, they buzz around [censored]..i mean a [censored] looks bad enough without flies on it..i wouldnt mind if they ate it or something but no, they just buzz around it

2.Wasps.. same as above (without the [censored] bit), fecking annoying buzzy pointless feckers, at least bees do that pollenation crap and make honey..

3.Peacocks.. at natures biggest target alert!! how the feck did they ever survive in the wild?? surely a suitably camoflagued pheasant could cover for the peacocks job?

4.Cats.. these are only in here cos women love cats and cant understand why blokes kick cats.. its nothing personal cats, your just so fecking smug you deserve to be kicked (im not talking a full on stoving, just a bit of a boot up the [****!!****] for all you animal lovers out there)(obviously i mean domestic cats..only a twat would kick a leopard or something)

5.Wolves.. just shut up will you...its bad enough being lost in the forest freezing to death without knowing your going to be ripped to shreds after a 2 hour chase by a pack of super fit sharp toothed starving bastards.. if we wanted that we would have asked to be foxes!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Superb, CANV!!

 

 

[MK James]

 

Quality!

 

I've got a problem with horses- they're definitely Satanic. Page 666 on Ceefax, nearly killed superman, redrum spelt backwards etc. etc.

 

And moths- bastards eat your clothes and fly in your face whrn you're trying to sleep...

 

But wasps are the worst <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

[YELLOW]

Billericay fans! Well they're certainly not human!!

[EFM's Librarian]

I had a tick, but it didn't do anything annoying, so I can't add it to this list. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Pigeons. Irritating, head-jerking shitty-arsed flying rats.

 

Snakes. Far too wiggly, piggy little eyes and keep poking their tongues out.

 

Fish. Far too fishy. Eyes as above.

 

Slugs. Ugly, slimy bastards that crawl into my tent and have no discernible pupose in life.

 

Bulls. Big strong fierce bastards.

 

Pubic lice. Never actually seen one, but I'm sure I wouldn't like it. I may have swallowed one.

[Chubbhead EFM]

Mosquitoes

Geese

Moths

Worms

Wasps.

 

I don't think I need to explain my choices.

[YELLOW]

Wasps and geese definitely! I find magpies very annoying.

[Chubbhead EFM]

I find butterflies quite annoying. Then you've got things like spiders which I don't mind so long as they keep their distance from me. Oh yeah, then there's woodlice, greenflies, grasshopers, daddy longlegs. In fact most insects, excluding Ladybirds. Cows are quite annoying, the way they just stand and stare at you and do big poos outside your tent and stuff.

[YELLOW]

Sheep are extremely annoying stupid creatures, goats eat all your food and wasps, well they just scare the living daylights out of me.

 

Changing the subject, Chubbhead when's your Paris trip scheduled for?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Tomorrow! We've decided to go just for the day because my brother is working on thursday and couldn't get out of it. We managed to get a deal whereby we go first class both ways for 50 quid! That means free champagne and wine (my brother doesn't drink so I get it all), a window seat, breakfast and best of all a hot cloth to freshen up with! I can't wait, I've never been on the Eurostar or to Paris and as you can tell I'm very,very excited!!!!!

[YELLOW]

I've never been on Eurostar either. It's either been ferry or Seacat across. I prefer the ferry. It's a longer crossing so more drinking time!

Well enjoy yourself and piss off a few French people along the way. Oh and make sure you go up the Eiffel Tower!!

[MK James]

 

Hmmm I like woodlouse especially the ones with a reddish tint, possibly spicy. Spicy Woodlouse hmmm, perhaps my next character!

 

 

playing right now The Hives - I Hate To Say I Told You So

[YELLOW]

Good song!

 

playing right now Oasis - Slide Away

[Chubbhead EFM]

Quote:

make sure you go up the Eiffel Tower!!

Is that some kind of euphemism for something?!

Yes, the main places I want to go see are the Eiffel Tower, L'Louvre (on account of my brother being an art student) and the Arc d'Triomphe to see the Eternal Flame. Hopefully I'll get to do a bit of shoping too-wine, cheese, clothes the usual thing. Although I don't know what bruv will say about that! If we've got time I want to see Notre Dame as well and maybe have a boat ride down the Sienne.

[Chubbhead EFM]

p.s live version of Hey Jude playing right now-Capitol Gold baby!

[YELLOW]

Euphemism? I don't know about that!

 

Well anyway that's a lot to do in a day.

[YELLOW]

Got it! This might be the one that Mccartney starts speaking Spanish on.

[YELLOW]

It is! Live in Mexico City off Back in the World live.

[Chubbhead EFM]

We get toParis at about 1.23 And the train home is at 8.43 so that's about 7 hours. We'll cram it all in so long as we don't stop to eat!

 

Looks like he's(macca) doing an interview or something.