And the winner of the oscar is........!!!!!!

[Guest]

Yes I know the fat lady has'nt sung yet but lets all hope

the aria on Saturday is "One fine day".

 

Here are some end of season oscar awards

 

The winner of the Victor Meldrew Misery Award goes to......

The Romford Recorder for their endless attempts to put a downer on every Urchins win !!

 

The Winner of the Most Obnoxious visitor award goes to....

The Aveley Manager and pick any one from four of the Great

Wakering players who saw the red mist earlier in the season.

 

The Winner of the nicest visitor award....goes to the Wembley replacement goalie on Saturday,great bloke,great sense of humour and considering he had not played in goal before not a bad keeper either.

 

The winner of the Japanese Work Ethic Award.....

Andy,Stadium Manager for his extraordinary attention to detail

and his apparent unwillingness ever to take a break !!

 

The best supporter of the year award......

To Steve Jones for his magnificent encouragement to the team when he has been on the bench,for always wanting to

know before anyone else the other results and for his constant belief in the cause...and to the irreplaceable Harry "Come On You Urchins".

 

Best goal of the season...........

Gavin McGowan at Hemel in the 3-1 win and Gavin McGowan

against Wembley.

 

Best tactical decision of the season......

Mick Marsden deciding on McGowan for midfield !!!

 

Best opponents ....

Northwood in beating us 2-0 at their place when we gave one of our best performances of the season.

 

Most dignified Manager Of the Season

....No contest,Mick Marsden,a gentleman and a scholar !

 

Best Tea Room Offer...

half a packet of Jaffa Cakes for 50p,an offer so good and so reckless,it never saw the light of day again

 

Best Game of the Season...............

5-1 win at Wivenhoe,4-3 defeat at Thurrock

 

Best PR act of the season......

the handing out of free scarves and hats and the generosity in providing free supporter coaches.We do not take these things for granted and greatly appreciate them

 

Best ground improvement of the season............

the lovely urchinettes !!

 

Best and worst catering moments...............

The hot beef on Boxing day..........the worst,the soup which,regardless of the flavour shown on the board always tasted the same !!

 

Worst Stadium Jokes Of the Season...............

any one from 10,000 supplied by Max,the stadium announcer

 

Best stadium Joke of the season................

any one from 10,000 supplied by the same Max !

 

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Cant wait till Saturday............lets make it a day to remember.I imagine that the team will probably be the same,

other than the return of Southon but it would be nice to see

Jonah and Woods and Cowling on before the end,all have made huge contributions this season.

 

ALLEZ LES ROUGES !!!!!!