ASCOT

[Southport - TOWNER]

So when the footy is over, who is on the ETFC trip to Ascot?

 

 

[Mr Happy]

Count me in.

[Squadron Leader]

Mr Safety Officer & Myself have booked our places. Was great fun last year, hopefully even better this year.

 

[Arkwright]

Pat & Myself plus her Sister & Brother in law. Taking no chances this year, have booked the day after off as well!.

[Squadron Leader]

Originally Posted By: Arkwright

Pat & Myself plus her Sister & Brother in law. Taking no chances this year, have booked the day after off as well!.

I thought it was Medders who had a tad too much Pimms last time, obviously not!!!

[Arkwright]

Originally Posted By: Squadron Leader

Originally Posted By: Arkwright

Pat & Myself plus her Sister & Brother in law. Taking no chances this year, have booked the day after off as well!.

I thought it was Medders who had a tad too much Pimms last time, obviously not!!!

You can never have too much Pimms, plus all the fruit in it counts towards your 5 a day!!!.
Medders needless to say enjoyed it as well!.

[Mr Happy]

Personally, I consider a large glass of red wine to count as one portion of fruit due to the grape content. Then a large glass of white wine is your second. Surely all the hops in a pint of Broadside count as the third and the malt in a glass of Oban is your fourth. Then finish it all off with a large vodka!!! Oops, sorry, must add the orange juice for it to count!!!

[Arkwright]

Does 5 pints of Cider count?

[Mr Happy]

No, because you have to have five different types of fruit and veg.

[townerboy]

not true. 5 apples a day would still be 5 pieces of fruit...

[Mr Happy]

...but they have to be DIFFERENT types of fruit or veg you numpty!!!

[Squadron Leader]

Originally Posted By: Mr Happy

No, because you have to have five different types of fruit and veg.

You could have different types of Cider, Apple, Pear, Fruit..............

[Mr Happy]

[Squadron Leader]

Originally Posted By: Mr Happy

Love you too!!!!!!!!!!

[MbrunoB]

Originally Posted By: Mr Happy

No, because you have to have five different types of fruit and veg.

Does a jaffa cake to soak up a bit of the cider count as another one?

[Stone Cold]

Originally Posted By: MbrunoB

Originally Posted By: Mr Happy

No, because you have to have five different types of fruit and veg.

Does a jaffa cake to soak up a bit of the cider count as another one?

or starburst sweets

[Southport - TOWNER]

so 5 bottles of MIXED fruit cider it is then!

 

Happy - have u booked your place?

[Mr Happy]

Let me know the date and I will confirm.

[Arkwright]

Originally Posted By: Mr Happy

Let me know the date and I will confirm.

18th June.