the masters -off topic rant

[lesbos]

any of you blokes been watching the golf,i have and i'm fecking furious. what the feck is going on with their fecking names??

fuzzy zoeller?? curtis strange?? tom kite?? these feckers almost make tiger woods sound normal.

you walk into a fecking pub in basildon and tell people your name is davis love the third and see if you get out alive.

 

[lesbos]

we live in a world of 6 billion people,every other fecker has a christian name and a surname, how the feck has davis love got away with this sh!t for so long?

 

[cantos]

Fuzzy,Curtis....Are you sure you are not watching the Muppets

[lesbos]

cantos i watched the muppets last week at east thurrock.

[MCP]

Was animal there, he was my fave

[Rhodes]

MCP - I think the unusual names make the game what it is today, Paul Azinger is another good one.

When is our next drinks event by the way, do you know.

[Lightweight]

Snedeker I think takes a lot of beating. That's not a name that's your starting tiles in a game of scrabble!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

I like Bubba Watson and Boo Weekly.

 

The Masters was a complete Sham. No-one put up a decent fight for Immelman, who struggled at times.

[onebreast]

That course is a joke as well. Ken Brown was showing us the pace of the greens and it was outrageous, like crazy golf holes. The only thing missing from the greens was the windmills !!