This is how you BANTER a gooner!

[Gussy]

Good friend of mine who's a spurs fan and Wembley Hardman who you've probably been smashed by before "hey Johnno"

 

sent me this mail today:

 

News Flash!!!!!

 

 

Cesc Fabregas Dropped By Maximuscle.

 

 

Cesc Fabregas the dynamic, silky playmaker of English title-chasers Arsenal has formally been dropped as the face of Maximuscle. The muscle supplement which is number 1 in its market chose Fabregas for their latest campaign because of his latin looks and great ball control, however after so publicly being 'weightest' off the ball by Ryan "the bull' Babel, in Arsenal's 4-2 defeat at Anfield, its seems that Maximuscle believe that he is not a suitable figurehead for their brand which promotes an increase is power, speed and strength.

 

 

Fabregas is understood to be extremely upset at this turn of events but understands he was made to look like a boy in front of 10million ITV viewers and therefore cannot argue......

 

 

Maximuscle are now is negotiations with Ryan Babel to be their new figure head.

 

 

Haha

[Teflon]

[Gussy]

Part 2 ...

 

English A-Level son!!

 

 

However the article is real!!

 

 

..... A spokesman for Maximuscle said " I was so proud to see Cesc pulling strings in the first 20 minutes and had the Billboard headline "Only European Champions take Maximuscle" with Cesc's face next it. However by the end of the match i heard members of the Anfield crowd singing "Cesc get on the weights". It was embarrassing, he should be pumping weights and supplementing it with our products..... it was only at the end of the game when he swapped shirts and I saw his skeletal body that I realised why Ryan "the Bull" Babel had treated him in such a dismissive manner and that he had taken us for a ride!!

[johncrow]

LIVERPOOL ACES LOSE PROMTIONAL DEAL.

 

Jamie Carragher and Stevie Gerrard have been today dropped as the promotional faces of Quick Fit.

The company admitted that they looked good in their blue boiler suits and that they motivated their staff when removing customers car wheels. However they have been dropped due to an increasing number of customers where left with their cars jacked up on bricks. Touche and I'm not even a Gooner.

[Gussy]

Originally Posted By: johncrow

LIVERPOOL ACES LOSE PROMTIONAL DEAL.

Jamie Carragher and Stevie Gerrard have been today dropped as the promotional faces of Quick Fit.
The company admitted that they looked good in their blue boiler suits and that they motivated their staff when removing customers car wheels. However they have been dropped due to an increasing number of customers where left with their cars jacked up on bricks. Touche and I'm not even a Gooner.

Scousers and car wheels sooooo original zzzzzzzzzz!

[DorkingDave]

Is he the one who fell over?

[johncrow]

Maybe but I didn't need anyone to send it to me!