Supermarket Scam

[DorkingDave]

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

 

Here's how the scam works:

 

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

 

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre. You agree and they get in the back seat.

 

On the way, they start having s3x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s3x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 

I had my wallet stolen on February 4th, 6th, 8th, twice on the 12th, the 14th, and the 20th, and three times just yesterday. And very likely again this weekend - as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

 

[Krooner]

Cant beleive you fell for that transexual trick more than once DD

[DorkingDave]

A moment on the lips and all that....

[Jeff Hamnett TSF]

thanks for the warning DD, was this Sainsbury's or Waitrose by the way?

Just so I can avoid the area of course ,

 

(ive found four old wallets so far, and ones got a condom in it marked use by March 1979).

[DorkingDave]

It was both, moving between the 2, I've been looking for that wallet....

[Big J R]

At Lidl's Leatherhead, they only take your small change !

[Greg_Dyke]

don't be so modest Big JR

[DorkingDave]

They lifted your ban then BJR

[Big J R]

Nice to know there are still SOME places I'm welcome in Mole Valley !