For Sale - Don Revie Style Dossier on Hoddesdon T

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: NeutralFan

I didn't have a game so took the chance to get some house stuff done.

You mean you let on to her indoors that there was no game?

[NeutralFan]

I knew on Weds I had no game and couldn't be arsed to travel down as it's a bit of a trek for me!

[Rhodes]

That's dedication to your Club if ever I saw it particularly at this critical time of the season, I'm sure your absence was noted and frowned upon

[Horace]

Rhodes, do you want that dossier or not? Now includes free 64 page award winning programme (partially read, but in mint condition.)

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

I'm sure your absence was noted and frowned upon

...it wasn't...

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Horace

Rhodes, do you want that dossier or not?

We know all we need to know about Hoddesdon thanks, Hector has watched them twice now and won't even bother going tomorrow night. He will sit with his feet up at home watching Max and Tanya and rub his hands at 9.45 when I inform him of the draw at Lowfield and Royston beating Haringey at Garden Walk.

[Horace]

So you know about Hoddesdon's three new players then?

[Tiger007]

let them bring who they want and may the best team win, simple as that. Bring it on.

[Wader]

And with that succinct and professional outlook, Captain and Temile tear up the 88 page dossier with a sigh.

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Horace

So you know about Hoddesdon's three new players then?

Yeah, we've just signed Lee Scott, Craig Hammond and Willow, although Willows transfer has been help up on account of the fact that he is yet to return KTFC's hose, rake and shovel.

[Willo the Cat]

All done Jonno and clear for tonight see you a 1830

 

[Jonno]

Willow, where were you!!!?? I ended up in casualty with Chris Fitkin, our No.1 keeper by the half time whistle!! Good job we had Fozzy on the bench!

 

(Video of Fitkin having his finger put back in its sockets whilst in excruciating pain at the hospital will be posted here shortly.....)

[Willo the Cat]

You evil git. Hurry up and get it on here!!!

 

I'm guessing he might not be available for Sat? I was looking forward to seeing him in my area again with 1 min to go Best header of the game!!!

[NeutralFan]

[Jonno]

Here are the videos of Hoddesdon keeper Chris Fitkin in hospital:-

 

 

Fitzy gets x-rayed and Jonno gets told off for filming in a radiography unit!!

 

Fitzy has his finger put back in posistion. OUCH!!

[Jonno]

More photos:-

 

 

 

[Adie Haynes]

Quality Jonno. Chris Said last night he didn't want to come off the gas and Air

[Jonno]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

I'm guessing he might not be available for Sat?

Chris is unavailable Saturday anyway, as he is getting married!! Aaahhh

Hope the ring will sit on his finger ok!!

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Jonno

Chris is unavailable Saturday anyway, as he is getting married!! Aaahhh

Thats top quality planning!!! biggest game of the season .
Will have a look at the pictures later.

[Bitch]

I'm going to be sick Stuff like that shouldn't be openly posted