I'M BORED!!! [EASTER RANT]

[lesbos]

so its easter a time for miracles and it will fecking need one for bowers pitch to be playable for tomorrows night match,lets be honest theres bugger all chance of any ESL matches taking place tomorrow.

4 days off work and bugger all football,i'm bored,the chairman of the bored.aren't sundays boring i know what bono meant now when he sung about 'bloody sunday',i've just written another letter to the evening echo which they probably wont publish, this one concerns our country of residence.last week the echo published a angry letter from a 'kim gandy' complaining about the fact that on some official form there was a space for british but not for english. as i pointed out in my letter this is probably due to the fact that england is NOT a fecking country its a region. according to kim gandys letter this is political correctness gone mad no its fecking not its a fact of life its the 'act of union',for hundreds of years theres not been a country called england, what kind of retard doesnt know the name of their own country?

Hopefully i might get to a game tomorrow if canvey can get their pitch in playable condition for the visit of the mighty Dartford one of my favoured non league teams,anyone else got plans for a match?

[cantos]

No chance with Bowers tomorrow.That pitch waterlogs if you just spit on the pitch.

[Hookey]

The pitch is under two inches of snow at the moment and it's still snowing.

 

If that pitch is playable tomorrow, it will make coming back from the dead seem like a conjurers slight of hand!!!!

[Hookey]

Good news is it's stopped snowing, bad news is it's raining!

[lesbos]

hey another rant! anyone remember the old days when the old first division used to play good friday,saturday and easter monday. thats right 3 days in four days and the players used to get legless every night,screw page 3 models and smoke 40 a day. fecking modern players 100k a week but managers have to use a rotation system to rest the poor feckers.

[Hookey]

That's cos back then thay all had proper feckin' names, like Archie, Bert, Ron, Norman, Arthur, George etc, now it's feckin' Wayne, Ashley, Scott, Marlon, Anton and feckin' Rio. I mean feckin' Rio, what's that all about????

[Uncle Urchin]

its all gone pete tong....even paul jewell got tucked up today for strapping some fat slapper to the bonnet of his club merc...fck me in my day we hung 'em by their feet from the chandeliers and used instant polaroids then gave 'em to our mates in the pub...the tarts could never sell 'em as they would have been villified.....these scrubbers have no shame these days...I blame their mothers...

 

that slapper of jewells got a 100 grand...big fat cow... you'd have thought he'd have found a fit 'un...

 

anyway....I've sent nett over to the london derby with a small video camera tucked in her bra...

[Roons]

Originally Posted By: richard193

i've just written another letter to the evening echo which they probably wont publish, this one concerns our country of residence.last week the echo published a angry letter from a 'kim gandy' complaining about the fact that on some official form there was a space for british but not for english. as i pointed out in my letter this is probably due to the fact that england is NOT a fecking country its a region. according to kim gandys letter this is political correctness gone mad no its fecking not its a fact of life its the 'act of union',for hundreds of years theres not been a country called england, what kind of retard doesnt know the name of their own country?

England is a country, British Law doesn't recognise English (or Scottish, or Welsh, or Northern Irish) as a nationality. It's something to do with England and Scotlands joining of the Crown, there was a bill passed in like the early 18th Century which no longer recognised English as a nationality.

[Hookey]

So in summary England is a country but English is not a nationality!!!!

[Brewerytown]

So what if Scotland and Wales vote for independence, will we still call it the United Kingdom or England.

[Hookey]

Good point!

[T.A.F.K.A.M 9]

What is wrong with the name Anton

[Hookey]

Ha Ha, mate I wondered who'd be the first to munch:

[T.A.F.K.A.M 9]

I ain't had breakfast yet

[Hookey]

[Michael Hunt]

I've paid fortunes to stop ESL 'kiss and tell' stories hitting the tabloids Unc !!

[TB&G]

Originally Posted By: Michael Hunt

I've paid fortunes to stop ESL 'kiss and tell' stories hitting the tabloids Unc !!

So how much does that leave of the ubiquitous 50K then MH?

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: Hookey

The pitch is under two inches of snow at the moment and it's still snowing.

If that pitch is playable tomorrow, it will make coming back from the dead seem like a conjurers slight of hand!!!!

Pah, knew it. Miracles? I sh1t 'em!!!!!