We complain about the sniper toilets.

[Hempstead Gaz]

What rat infested cubicles we had to endure yesterday. 3 quick pints in the Crimea Arms, with some decent Shots fans, left me busting for a number 3 at half time.

Upon entering portacabin, the floor was flooded, and a huge turd (presumably from a Fleet fan) was floating in an unflushable pan.

Having further drenched said dreadnought I found it impossible to wash my hands.

They didn't even have soap, water or a hand dryer.

I shall look upon the sniper hut in a new light in future!!

[Harry J Allstars]

They need £40,000 to achieve league level ground grading.

[Stu M]

What the hell's a number three CG?!!!

[Hempstead Gaz]

And they complained about OUR ground. Bloody cheek. At least we use toilet blocks in the urinals.

 

[Andy Y. (G&NFC)]

It must be winning the game yesterday putting me in a good mood but I'm agreeing with C.G for the 2nd post running!

 

Was absolutely disgusted by the provision of four yes four temporary bogs for a crowd of about 1,000! How the hell were they allowed to get away with that when they were a league team I'll never know! I complained about the state of affairs to two stewards. One was from Scotland, I believe and I couldn't understand a word he said and the other just shrugged his shoulders and said that it wasn't anything to do with him!

 

And the coffee was undrinkable!

[Hirsty]

Should have had one in the pub Gazza, like I did....forward planning !!

[Hempstead Gaz]

I preferred to cram in one final pint, Hirsty. And that walk up the hill bloody crucified me!!

[Jeff]

The bit where the portaloos was reminiscent of Reading festival but dirtier and muddier.

[Hempstead Gaz]

Originally Posted By: Stu M

What the hell's a number three CG?!!!

Try the rhyme, Stu. A number two = po*, number three = wee.

[Hirsty]

I though number three's was ones & twos together ?

 

If you only wanted a wee then what was the problem ?....apart from queuing...then you should have timed your "run" appropriately !!

[Special K]

I was thinking the same thing about the toilet facilities and I wouldn't even wish them on the Dartford fans as they where absolutely dire. They are going to have to improve them sharpish if they go up.

[aylesduck]

Mrs ducks face was a picture when we came thru the turnstiles and saw the fantastic facilities - they did have toilet rolls in which was a surprise. Nothing could dampen Saturday though, fantastic atmosphere, brilliant result!!!

 

Is Stevenages ground ok? Could do without the half mile trek up aldersh*t mountain again!!!

 

 

[StuThompson]

Stevenage is a palace compared to those facilities.

[tom mac & ernie]

Sorry you had to sufffer the indignified portaloo's .But you should have been able to use the brick built loo's under the stand your fans were seated in.This i think covers shots for football league criteria.Cant believe our away facilities are worse than Barnet,Dagenham on the bright side lads at least you had covered terrace to watch the game from.Swings and roundabouts come to mind think away fans will always find fault with grounds they visit. But yes personally think away surporters loo's need upgrading even if they do meet league criteria.PS wait till you visit York's toilet facilities.

[StuThompson]

We have mate. Say no more.