The Dossier Revealed ...

[Special1]

The SLB secret spy network (so secret no one has actually ever heard of it) can finally reveal the dossier that everyone has been talking about.

 

Its author, a colombian double-agent who can sometimes be found in the shadows of Haringey Borough's stand, is claiming credit for the victory so obviously undeserved despite the first-half strike that lead to the goal.

 

Underground sources, mainly tube drivers based in Camden Town Tube Station, have revealed a Kentish Town agent named Willo the Cat digging trenches in and around the goalmouth areas causing Royston's shots to fly off target with the ball bobbling - Wigan style.

 

But other sources reveal that all the tactics and intelligence came from this secret dossier, the reason for Royston's downfall.

 

 

I would like to state that no agents were harmed in obtaining this information and image.

 

You thought that I was going to waste you time with just showing you the cover?

 

How about its contents?

 

 

I can finally reveal it.

 

The contents of which might shock you and even amaze you.

 

The secret is out and Royston will have to re-think their whole strategy for the rest of the season, now that teams will finally know their secret.

 

What will Royston's management do to prevent the information being leaked? They will be desperate to prevent it hitting the tabloids.

 

Are you ready?

 

 

Brace yourself.

 

 

Far more shocking than the content of Paris Hilton's sex tape...

 

 

 

The entire contents of the Kentish Town Dossier on royston Town:

 

 

 

 

[Bitch]

[BedfordSub]

[Wader]

I'd heard the dossier had taken so long to compile because it was a pop-up book

[Willo the Cat]

Now that is quality