drawing-room conversations...

[Jerry No.14]

I here Coachie et Albania is in the running for the Hullbridge Job.

 

They have a Fat I Talian at the moment who is doin crap so the Chairman is looking to sack him!!

 

Just a rumour i heard in the Painting-Room, which is situated adjacent to the drawing room!!

 

; )

[coach et 64]

Only if you have the decency to introduce yourself next time.I guess i already know you...

[coach et 64]

I hope for you that those rumours about that eytalian going for the Romford job aren't true....you might need another spiritual home!!!

[Jerry No.14]

lol

 

You can't better than Jerry, well you can but you'd get sacked for it!! lol

[and1inthetree]

coach - any truth in these rumours of you putting yourself in the shop window like an amsterdam lady of the night, or is that just definition of character?

 

 

[Greg_Dyke]

he's in the window, but it's like the bagpuss shop...no-one is buying useless tat

[coach et 64]

You probably know that more than me....dear Urchin...Explain to our forum friends what you are up to?

[and1inthetree]

seriously?

 

well, erm i'm at work, i've just had a sandwich from tescos and am drinking some water now. it's all good.

 

oh, and i'm winding up some retard on the fansfocus website.

[coach et 64]

I hope you didn't wind up your friend UM.I haven't seen him around today..

[and1inthetree]

are you saying that um is my friend?

 

just my lawyer wants to know is all.

 

 

[coach et 64]

Urchins are all brothers!I think you have upset him mate.

[and1inthetree]

so you are saying the following.

 

1) all urchins are male

2) they are all siblings

3) um is my friend

4) i have upset him

 

please just confirm or deny.

 

(sort of takes the fun out of this, doesn't it?)

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: and1inthetree

so you are saying the following.

1) all urchins are male
2) they are all siblings
3) um is my friend
4) i have upset him

please just confirm or deny.

(sort of takes the fun out of this, doesn't it?)

"I categorically never confirm nor deny anything "

[Eastside Urchin]

treeboy is not my friend,he is my gay lover and he is hitting on you now coach because he knows how you eyeties like a bit of bum action.Sorry i haven't been on here to receive more legal threats from you coach but i decided to pop into work for 14 hours today,just to earn a bit of money for my legal fees

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KNOB

[coach et 64]

Can you confirm that he is your gay lover or you're gonna deny it?

[Eastside Urchin]

he is my sex slave,i love elvis impersonators!