No stopping our Tony

[pabird]

Fed up with waiting our Tony has had to resort to suggesting a President of Europe

Now it goes without saying he can only imagine himself being voted in by all the other member countries

I found it diffuclt to believe our Tony could act in such an un-cool manner but found the answer today

Have you seen photographs of the Pope recently? looks very poorly and our Tony always knew his career path was destined to be Prime Minister,President of Europe and then Pope

With our mate the Pope looking to meet his Guv!r soon Tony is having to force events

[Ofiicial]

I've just been watching the fruitcake aka 'Peter Foster 'and 'Our Tone'....addressing the throng of Eurofreebiemerchants/assorteddespots/cretins/hypocrites/

primeminsters BBC traitors and presidents of various euro 'democracies'..........aka 'Euro Summit'

 

and....he appears to have turned himself into a 'tango advertisment'....he's gone a strange orange colour......now....

 

this could be down to television make up.....it could be that 'joke' suntan cream that makes womens legs go orange.....indeed.....it could be he's a bit liverish today.....(its a bit heavy that Greek vino).....or

 

maybe he's going to metamorphasise as George Hamilton....

 

either way...he was certainly assuming the air of 'President Of Europe'....personally...I don't think he would accept the position......Cherie will put the block on it..........

 

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[pabird]

Looking at our Tony and his cabinet he is quite the specialist in being supportive of (raving) queens

[Big J R]

I wonder how much 'say' the 'Bush' man is the States will have on the matter !

 

Now, THERE'S food for thought !

[AFF]

Did anybody see Channel 4 News last night? [This is absolutely serious.]

 

Another success on the international stage for Tone. According to the programme, Tone has united our European Allies, in particular France and Germany, and pursuaded them to call for a much greater role for the United Nations in the reconstruction, politically and literally of post-war Iraq.

 

Well that must have been a tough day at the office, Tone.

 

Excuse me for completely mis-reading the events of the past 6 weeks. I had understood that "Our European Allies" were united and have been calling "for a much greater role for the United Nations in the reconstruction of post-war Iraq". The only people showing less than any level of interest in the U.N. are Dubbya and, by association, Tone.

 

P.S. Great front cover of 'Private Eye'. The photograph is of the statue falling in Baghdad. The speech bubble says "It's all over bar the looting".

[pabird]

Part of the proposal for a president of the EU is that with the role goes a common foriegn policy and a common armed forces decision making set-up

With our president Blair pushing for EU control of our budget that only leaves tony to [****!!****]-up (further )the NHS,Education and the transport system whilst killing off our over 65s using stress poverty and starvation

No right thinking EU is going to sweep that lot up

The transport system and coordination of, cannot go to the EU as Prescott is going to fully integrate all parts of our transport system until we all stay at home full time

 

[Ofiicial]

the truth of the matter is this...Blair is a conman and Bush is a war monger.....Blair's Cabinet is made up of 'snouts in troths' spivs and closet commies who's defination of a European State is to turn the UK and the whole of Europe into a semi quasi 50's style iron curtain where we're all grateful to the state (Brussels) for everything that we get.....bread queues will be a common place sight ...unemployment will rise above 10 million and the immigrant population will have risen to over 20 million in the UK and of course dropped throughout the rest of europe.....!!

 

Arabic and Gudjarati will be our second languages............

 

Browne is no better and history will undoubtedly tell us what we are already in denial over...his financial plan will not work and in due course the UK economy will plunge into chaos with unprecedently high bank rates and negative equity in over 60% of the UK's private homes............cue the Euro referendum and....in desperation....... in we go..........meanwhile......

 

Bush will have most probably expanded his 'colony' in the middle east with almost certain disasterous consequences...... 'Peter Foster' will probably end up as President of the 'New Europe' and Cherie will have divorced him and become Queen......

 

it is further expected that Carol Caplin will become the 'First Lady' of Europe...........

 

On the US of A front....the Bush 'Hawks' will have persuaded the whole western world that the real threat to world peace and the real Islamic fundamentalist uprising is to come from Iran.......enter exiled Saddam to ressurect the Ba'ath party and deal with the problem by using weapons of mass destruction that will be supplied by Israel and America......

 

Syria and Russia will supply gas masks and radar jammers to the Iranians as a token gesture of defiance which will quickly dissapate as overseas aid grants are renegotiated.....

 

Turkey will make a lot of noises but go away after Galatasary are awarded the Champions league Trophy on a technicality....President Blair will see to that one.....

 

All independent television and radio stations will be compulsary purchased and the BBC will become the only broadcaster in the land........Jon Snow will become its Director General and Peter Mandleson will be head of programming.....

 

Madness.....paranoia..... maybe.....sounds about right though does it not....................oh...I nearly forgot......

 

Arsenal will lose an important league game because Henrie is adjudged to have been offside..............!!!

 

ha ha ha ha...I enjoyed that and now I'm off to the sun for a couple of days....................

 

hope you all lose over the weekend.......

 

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[The Invisible Man]

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ha ha ha ha...I enjoyed that and now I'm off to the sun for a couple of days

I think you've had a bit too much sun already, old boy!