Paper, Scissors, Stone.

[Willo the Cat]

Willo pulls out a little bag of white powder...

 

Thats right Cornflour

[Bitch]

Cornflour needs to be mixed with something wet to thicken

 

Sorry, but it's just out of reach

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Cornflour needs to be mixed with something wet to thicken

Sorry, but it's just out of reach

Sorry but cornflour was mixed with the blood after you used the anticoagulant

An anticoagulant is a drug that helps prevent the clotting - therefore the blood is liquid

Try again

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Cornflour needs to be mixed with something wet to thicken

Sorry, but it's just out of reach

Sorry but cornflour was mixed with the blood after you used the anticoagulant

An anticoagulant is a drug that helps prevent the clotting - therefore the blood is liquid

Try again

PMSL!!

[Bitch]

The anticoagulent mixed with the blood and flour there for leaving it trickling out of your ears so you are suffering Elvis

 

If you're looking for trouble, you've come to the right place

 

 

 

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Annie

PMSL!!

Originally Posted By: Bitch

The anticoagulent mixed with the blood and flour there for leaving it trickling out of your ears so you are suffering Elvis
If you're looking for trouble, you've come to the right place

Willo catches (I know this is a first for me) Annies P in a cup and throws it in eyes causing temporally blindness, allowing him to get out his Bolt Cutters, cut the chain and smashes

[Greg_Dyke]

If your looking for Domestos, You came to the right place

[Bitch]

Willo is caught in a golden shower while trying to make his escape. Dykey's handy bottle of domestos is lobbed at Willo killing all known germs dead and drives him round the u-bend.

 

Get out of that one!

[Greg_Dyke]

A good looking, scantily clad, female (cant think of an example at present ) enters the room and straightens out Willo's U-Bend

[Bitch]

After i straighten out Willo's u-bend ( ) I rechain him and attach him to the cistern. He has now been flushed

[Greg_Dyke]

you forgot he was wearing a super absorbant nappy, and simply floats back to the top of the loo.....then wrings himself out on the floor and forms some large puddles, which are unsightly

[Willo the Cat]

No

[Willo the Cat]

HA HA I WIN - No response witin 48hrs constitutes VICTORY for the Cat.

[Big J R]

Someone sent me this today.

 

Thought it amusing, so decided to post it on this thread !