Paper, Scissors, Stone.

[Willo the Cat]

Movie style Wind machine to blow it away

[Greg_Dyke]

unplugged

 

 

[Willo the Cat]

you leave me no option but to bring out the 'RELGAX' and rub it on your nuts - feel the burn baby yeahhhhh

[Greg_Dyke]

deep freeze spray, Mum's gone to ICELAND !

[Willo the Cat]

increase in Willo the Cats Carbon emissions causes extra Global Warming to counter act your freezing spray.

[Greg_Dyke]

gets the cold shoulder from me

[Willo the Cat]

Tellytubbies 'BIG HUG' to make you warm to me

[Greg_Dyke]

slobbery kiss from me, to you, sees you turn away in revulsion

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

a tissue to wipe dry the slobber

[Greg_Dyke]

A St Bernard to re-apply the slobber

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

slobbery kiss from me, to you, sees you turn away in revulsion

Ha Ha, you are now pregnant from kissing Willo the Cat

PS Throws big stick to distract

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

PS Throws big stick to distract

Beats Willo with big stick and chains him to my bed post

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Beats Willo with big stick and chains him to my bed post

I give up you win












Wait, Willo just remembered he knows a special trick Harry Houdini style and gives Bitch the slip by performing his chain slipping act

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Wait, Willo just remembered he knows a special trick Harry Houdini style and gives Bitch the slip by performing his chain slipping act

Willo falls straight into my.............











Trap! Snared like a scared rabbit! Get out of that!!

[Willo the Cat]

Produces large Chocolate Muffin out of pocket and waves it towards who can't resist.

 

BLACKMAIL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chocolate Muffin of Willo the Cat ????

 

[Bitch]

Gimme that muffin now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bribery and corruption works every time! But i yank your chain harder and tighten the grip

[Willo the Cat]

Uses Hacksaw to cut the chain away whilst distracting with Elvis songs from hidden IPod.

[Bitch]

I hear Elvis singing 'A Fool Such As I' which puts me on my guard, especially as i hear a buzzing sound near by bed post.....

 

 

....Oops, just in time to take hold of said power tool and strike it from Willo's grasp. 10 lashes for fun, then makes him listen to the whole album as punishment

[Willo the Cat]

Thanks for the lashing, I use the congealing blood to plug my ears \ /

[Bitch]

I have a handy anticoagulant to hand

 

Turns Elvis up full blasts and watches you writhe and suffer. I'm the devil in disguise...