Why didn't we think of this?

[Paul Stephens]

While Somerset now has, in Yeovil Town, its first football league team, the county also boasts the most eye-popping case of football cheating. It occurred in the Morlands Challenge Cup Final between Norton Hill Rangers and Wookey. During a penalty shoot out, the first Norton Hill player stepped up and a shapely Wookey fan behind the goal raised her shirt, giving him both barrels as it were. The poor chap Toe-poked the ball into the car park, Wookey lifted the Cup and Norton Hill have complained to the FA.

 

(Daily Mail Tuesday)

[GarySTFC]

BFR has apparently got a fair sized pair, maybe we should have put him behind the goal!

[BFR]

Oi, Gary, NO! Just because I take a quick trip to Scotland for fresh impnats via dirty cheap booze does not mean I am prepared to take mouth from you young man! Careful or I'll give the Berko coach driver a back hander and laugh from my car as you have to walk back as well! That said, my pair are certainly something to be proud of, and had I been at the Macclesfield game then I'm sure that tactic would have been used