New Words to come into the English Dictionary 08

[Greg_Dyke]

rafa v. To rearrange needlessly.

 

wenger v, to feign missing an important incident, e.g., by being too far away or having one's view obscured by other things

 

fergie v. To embezzle extra amounts of time in order to complete a task; n, a hairdryer.

 

abramovich n, cashpoint (Rus.)

 

bergkamp n, holding area for the distressed at airports

 

bigron n, unthinking racial slur; any comment that hasn't been thought through

blatter v, to put forward an idea without thinking it through e.g. 'He blattered a bigron and everyone laughed him out of town'

 

cristiano n, hair-gel; a wink; the act of falling over unnecessarily.

dickov n, go away

 

fabregas n, portable fuel for caravans, etc.

hansen adj, miserable; favouring negativity

keano n, a deliberate blow to the shin-bone

kingkev n, pointless return journey.

 

makelele n, Scouse banjo

maradona n, (Geordie) friend's kebab

 

rio adj, absent-minded; unable to urinate at a proscribed time.

rooney adj. impossible to look at, e.g 'that lady of the night is particularly rooney

 

ronaldo n, a large beast with big teeth

ronaldinho n, like a ronaldo only smaller

ronaldinhoinho n, like a ronaldinho only even smaller.

savage n, a savage

scudamore n, silly idea, prompted by financial gain.

sheva n, showy, overpriced, worthless trinket.

sven n, (onomatapoeic) the sound of silk undergarments being removed

toonarmy n, groundless optimism.

totti n, attractive women

zizou n, head-butt aimed at the chest.

 

[k33p3r No. 1]

 

bigron

n, unthinking racial slur; any comment that hasn't been thought through

 

 

 

Greg,

i think you will find that entry was in last years

dictionary under Cliprods.

[Willo the Cat]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Change the record please.

[Rhodes]

Yes Keeper No One is getting boring now and has just come in another point to 7/4 second favourite for Forum Gayer of the Year next year, Hordes has drifted out slightly to 1/2.