EUFC Fan of the Season

[Hempstead Gaz]

You'll have to explain to the new owners what the sniper toilets are, Les.

95% have nor never will use them!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Maybe we shouldn't explain, Gary. A secret between the people who have experienced them!

 

Who was it who used to have them as an avatar?

[Slartibartfast]

Originally Posted By: Chatham Gary

You'll have to explain to the new owners what the sniper toilets are, Les.
95% have nor never will use them!!

To be fair CG quite a few of us older fans try and avoid using them too.

[Special K]

What the hell are the sniper toilets. I do not know and I have been going down to Stonebridge Road for a couple of years. Come on guys you can tell me.

[Riverview Supporter]

The Gents loo near the terrace. So called due to their resemblance to second world war pill boxes. If you suffer from week bladder and the fleet kick towards the swanscombe end , you can see their glorious goals through letter box size glassless windows whilst relieving pressure on said bladder.

[Stu M]

Originally Posted By: Special K

What the hell are the sniper toilets. I do not know and I have been going down to Stonebridge Road for a couple of years.

I got away without ever visiting the pi$$-pillboxes for years until I started drinking at football again and find this necessitates at least two visits to the godforsaken sewers each match.

The little trough where you aim contains the last known surviving Black Death bacteria in England.

[Slartibartfast]

Originally Posted By: Stu M

The little trough where you aim

Yeah right.....don't come over all posh, you don't aim at the truth you write 'come on you reds' as high up the wall as you can manage just like we all do.

[Lord Horn]

Originally Posted By: DA11

Originally Posted By: PatMan

Unworkable IMHO

With Patman on this. I would put my mortgage on it that it would be won by a MyFc member. Hardly seems fair.

You mean like yourself or Harry then?

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: PatMan

Unworkable IMHO

Originally Posted By: DA11

With Patman on this. I would put my mortgage on it that it would be won by a MyFc member. Hardly seems fair.

Originally Posted By: Lord Horn

You mean like yourself or Harry then?

ha ha ha...

come on fleeties...wake up and play the right cards here...

[John@TheFleet]

The best way the club can reward any supporter is to win the FA Trophy and have a damned good go at getting into and performing well in the play-offs. Don't know about you lot but that's good enough for me.

[Lord Horn]

Originally Posted By: John@TheFleet

The best way the club can reward any supporter is to win the FA Trophy and have a damned good go at getting into and performing well in the play-offs. Don't know about you lot but that's good enough for me.

I think most people would settle for that John!

[Special K]

Originally Posted By: Riverview Supporter

The Gents loo near the terrace. So called due to their resemblance to second world war pill boxes. If you suffer from week bladder and the fleet kick towards the swanscombe end , you can see their glorious goals through letter box size glassless windows whilst relieving pressure on said bladder.

Ah I see now I thought it had something to do with those. Well I am too short to see out of the holes anyway. Can only think what would happen if the fleet score. Wouldn't take to kindly being pissed on^^

That would be one of the main things I would want in the new stadium and that is better loo's

[Stu M]

Originally Posted By: Special K

Well I am too short to see out of the holes anyway.

Blimey, don't stand anywhere near Slarti then if he's marking his territory in the manner he described above. Not without waterproofs and a hood anyway.

[Hirsty]

It's even worse in the winter months, when they forget to turn the lights on for the post match p*ss !!

 

 

[DA11]

Originally Posted By: Lord Horn

Originally Posted By: DA11

Originally Posted By: PatMan

Unworkable IMHO

With Patman on this. I would put my mortgage on it that it would be won by a MyFc member. Hardly seems fair.

You mean like yourself or Harry then?

I shall treat that comment with contempt and not answer it...Oh bugger, just have...

[Lord Horn]

Originally Posted By: DA11

Originally Posted By: Lord Horn

Originally Posted By: DA11

Originally Posted By: PatMan

Unworkable IMHO

With Patman on this. I would put my mortgage on it that it would be won by a MyFc member. Hardly seems fair.

You mean like yourself or Harry then?

I shall treat that comment with contempt and not answer it...Oh bugger, just have...

Excellent...wouldn't expect anything less! Good luck in your campaign by the way.

[KIDDIK]

What about a "Support a local supporter" button on the MyFc website, where we could donate entrance money for the real local fans. What better way for MyFCers to be accepted by the true fan base that the club really needs to progress through the leagues.

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: KIDDIK

What about a "Support a local supporter" button on the MyFc website, where we could donate entrance money for the real local fans. What better way for MyFCers to be accepted by the true fan base that the club really needs to progress through the leagues.

[Jeff]

That is patronising in the extreme although I do know of one Fleet fan who would jump at the chance.

[Lord Horn]

Originally Posted By: KIDDIK

What about a "Support a local supporter" button on the MyFc website, where we could donate entrance money for the real local fans. What better way for MyFCers to be accepted by the true fan base that the club really needs to progress through the leagues.

Begging bowl, anyone??