Hertford v Bigg Town

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Come on you "slab mid/darkish blues" (as Wader described it above)

Oh no! Don't be hasty.

I have the finest Cuban cigars kept in perfect condition in a humidor (well, the boot of my car) - Romeo & Juliets of outstanding quality at just $hideously expensive a box (even in poverty stricken Havana). Willo The Cat could still have his name on a single one of these fabulously bad smokin' boys.

Come on you skins!
(The linesman having insisted there was a clash of shirts after all).

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Horace

Willo - there will be a comp on the gate for you, in case you can make it - please make yourself known if you come! (Horace will be the bloke in the "press box" at the back of the stand).

Clearance has been granted by the domestic goddess. Will see you there

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Clearance has been granted by the domestic goddess. Will see you there

JUDAS!
If you turn up with whiskers and a furry tail I'm gonna have you skinned for a bar stool cushion in the new clubhouse

[Horace]

Good! Feel free to smoke the havana bad boy too! (outdoors, of course)

[Wader]

Nah! That boulevard of pleasure has been closed to him now he's taken the slab mid/darkish blue shilling.

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Wader

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Come on you "slab mid/darkish blues" (as Wader described it above)

Oh no! Don't be hasty.

I have the finest Cuban cigars kept in perfect condition in a humidor (well, the boot of my car) - Romeo & Juliets of outstanding quality at just $hideously expensive a box (even in poverty stricken Havana). Willo The Cat could still have his name on a single one of these fabulously bad smokin' boys.

Come on you skins!
(The linesman having insisted there was a clash of shirts after all).

Come on you Skins!

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Originally Posted By: Horace

Willo - there will be a comp on the gate for you, in case you can make it - please make yourself known if you come! (Horace will be the bloke in the "press box" at the back of the stand).

Clearance has been granted by the domestic goddess. Will see you there

What’s going on – is Willo the Cat playing a secret double agent?

Come on you "slab mid/darkish blue Skins"

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Wader

If you turn up with whiskers and a furry tail I'm gonna have you skinned for a bar stool cushion in the new clubhouse

I best have a shave in the morining than!

[Bitch]

Then you'll be Willow the Manx Cat

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Then you'll be Willo the Manc Cat

[Wader]

He's a cool cat from Oldham....

 

 

...Oh no! That's an oxymoron

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Wader

He's a cool cat from Oldham....


...Oh no! That's an oxymoron

Like a righteous sin?

[Wader]

You got it. Like a reasonable traffic warden, like an attractive overhead electric pylon, like a good hotel in Baghdad, like a cool cat from Oldham

[Horace]

Got to go t obed now Wader - need to get up early to get to the ground and plough it up so as to stop you playing your slick passing game!

[Horace]

Got to go to bed now Wader - need to get up early to get to the ground and plough it up so as to stop you playing your slick passing game!

[Wader]

I think you have us confused with someone else

 

The long ball over the top of the furrows will do us nicely.

 

See you tomorrow bright and early in the bar. I'll have a large scotch and coke please. Ta.

[Horace]

Originally Posted By: Wader

I think you have us confused with someone else

The long ball over the top of the furrows will do us nicely.

See you tomorrow bright and early in the bar. I'll have a large scotch and coke please. Ta.

Drat - that was our plan!

I'll be busy when you get there - I'll be the chap trying to make out the teamsheet because the secretary and the first reserve secretary are both unavailable, and I'll have a broom projecting from the rear of my trousers! But you'll have a large scotch and coke "in" if you tell the bar staff you are Wader (you won't need to drop your trousers to prove it!)

[Willo the Cat]

As your not doing much, can you have a burger ready for my arrival. Must dash off to training before the long drive north. Hope to be there 1330/1400ish

[Rhodes]

Text or phone me if you go and I may meet you on route or see you there, otherwise can you pick up a programme for me

[Willo the Cat]

I'm going straight from trg what ever time that is. Will get you a prog.

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Horace

I'll be the chap trying to make out the teamsheet because the secretary and the first reserve secretary are both unavailable, and I'll have a broom projecting from the rear of my trousers! But you'll have a large scotch and coke "in" if you tell the bar staff you are Wader (you won't need to drop your trousers to prove it!)

But dropping my trousers is an essential part of my match day ritual (after a few large scotch and cokes!).

I'll probably have to do the teamsheet as well today. We can beat up the linesmen together if they don't like our kit