Happy Valentines Day...

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

...to all AFC Hornchurch supporters!

 

[BlueGate Alan]

Oiii what about me

[Kel]

You're a closet Urchin, Taf!

[BlueGate Alan]

Thats ok then Kel Apart from when you play Margate of course

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Originally Posted By: Taffy_Alan

Oiii what about me

see your own forum

[BlueGate Alan]

[Gooner's Disciple No1]

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/index.php

[Gooner's Disciple No1]

urchins are red

billericay are blue

we're one point behind

but we're gunna top you!

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

oh very nice!

[blackballed]

 

Subject: Valentine's For Cynics

 

 

 

 

 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must

be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

-David Bissonette

 

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him

keep her.

-Sacha Guitry

 

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just

can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Hemant Joshi

 

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get

a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-Socrates

 

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Dumas

 

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What

does a woman want?"

-Sigmund Freud

 

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Anonymous

 

 

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to

a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music

and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

-Henny Youngman

 

 

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

-Sam Kinison

 

 

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic

banking. It's called marriage.

-James Holt McGavran

 

 

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the

second one didn't.

-Patrick Murray

 

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,

admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Nash

 

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it

once...

-Anonymous

 

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

-Henny Youngman

 

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield

 

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Milton Berle

 

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

-Anonymous

 

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he

received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have

mine."

-Anonymous

 

[Rick the Dick]

Valentines day! 'kin waste of time. I did exactly what she said... booked the best table they had for 8 o'clock. An hour later she still hadn't potted a single ball!