Fellas, a very important reminder

[BlueGate Alan]

[cantos]

Let's cut to the chase here.

 

Q1 Dykey are you a gay man?

 

Q2 If you are a gay man,do you fancy Rhodes?

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong....

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

I have an aversion to all things Kent

[Moo]

Quote:

Or Jerry Springer !

Not enought fist swinging or hair pulling for that one.. so far.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

easy
I am not a rat, or a ferret

Greg Dyke - I didn't say you were however casting my mind back to the days when I was single I never passed up an opportunity, I always asked the question as if you don't ask you don't get

[Bitch]

Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Rhodes questions Greg....The Reality Show!

I bags the TV rights!

[Bitch]

Bogg off Fleety! YOu'll sell them for £35 per head to all your other mates!

 

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: cantos

Let's cut to the chase here.

Q1 Dykey are you a gay man?

Q2 If you are a gay man,do you fancy Rhodes?

A1 No

A2 However, if anyone was to tempt me into sodomy, it would be the devilish, Liam Neeson lookalike, Clifford Rhodes

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

I'll just clarify that, with a quick roleplay...

Rhodes : "Hi Greg, let me introduce Miss Bitch..."

Greg : "Hi Bitch, you look stunning, fancy a quicky ?"

Bitch : "No thanks !"

Rhodes : " Let me introduce her daughter...."

Greg : "Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"

SLAP !!!!

You had me so wrong....

in that case, I am free on Friday, after 11.30pm....I'll be waiting in the Taxi Rest Room, outside Knightsbridge tube..knock 3 times on the pipe for entry

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Surveys show that for every 100 requests you should get one positive result

My success rate was about one in 20 when I was young free and single although admitedly that was sometime ago and I was quite persistent, a bit like Urchin Mentalist is now.

How many times has he asked you out Cliff

[Rhodes]

Greg Dyke - You saw first hand the way Urchin Mentalist made a play for Bitch's daughter, he was staight in there and I think he got a peck on the cheek and her mobile number at the end of the night, that could have been you.

[Greg_Dyke]

I am not sure it was ever likely to be me, UM is all man, and has the virility of an Indian Maharaja

 

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Bogg off Fleety! YOu'll sell them for £35 per head to all your other mates!

After my 7.50 commission, that is!

[YELLOW]

Come in late on this thread. Quality stuff. Very entertaining.

[Blue fan]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

I am not sure it was ever likely to be me, UM is all man, and has the virility of an Indian Maharaja

UM is all man! his too busy spitting on the ramsgate Blue fan

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

"Hi Daughter of Bitch, you look delightful, fancy a quicky ?"
SLAP !!!!

I don't think Emma is like that at all and she would see the funny side, as would Bitch, they're not snooty people at all despite coming from Tonbridge where many people are stuck up

[Greg_Dyke]

when in hole Rhodes, stop digging