Sad B*stards

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

This is what the saddo's at Aylesbury are telling all their supporters to bring to the FA Trophy semi-final at Burscough

 

Your singing voice

Belief in the team

A positive attitude

A scarf

A replica shirt

A comedy hat or flat cap- it's 'Hat Day' after all

Ticker-tape

A drum

A loaf of Horvis - useful for bartering

Tesco's wheatgerm shampoo

Face paint

Your camera - but keep an eye on it, if you know what we mean

A whippet

 

Where's the litre bottle of vodka red bull and a hell of a attitude

[YELLOW]

Hmm Roast Duck!!! Oh yeah don't forget the route map to Oxford, Wealdstone and Great Wakering,

there'll be needing it next season!!

[AFF]

Not keen on Aylesbury, are you, EFMTFTV?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I always throught they were sad anyway

My Mum lives there and it's the most boring place on earth.

And ...... can't think of any other reasons <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Someone should also remind them that there is a gun amnasty in April

[AFF]

Ever seen the final whistle at their place, E?

 

How did the recording/filming thing go? Demo tapes available?

[YELLOW]

heh, heh, snipers!!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

No demo tapes - It'll all be live when it gets going

[Northern Monkey]

well they wont need a list for the final

[ESG]

 

how I chuckled when i awoke to read the Mecury Post, sunday morning and it said 90th min pen!

 

 

 

[SteveP]

no one ever likes to see that happen...

 

except me perhaps.