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Originally Posted By: Slartibartfast
They have cherry picked the MyFC ideas though haven't they?

Planning to copy the 'fans own the club' idea but no mention of the 'I watched four minutes of highlights so I should pick the team' idea.


LOL - no idea of the 'Pool fans long term intentions.... Hang on, isn't that the same as.... confused
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New details on Liverpool fans ideas:

 

LIVERPOOL fans have launched a bid buy their beloved football club, backed by millions of pounds from the Department of Social Security.

 

Many Liverpool fans are looking forward to stealing Jamie Carragher

 

The supporters have put together a complex financial structure made up of 25% genuine welfare payments alongside a mixture of fraudulent incapacity and unemployment claims.

 

Supporters spokesman Wayne Hayes said: "Between us we reckon we can raise about £500 million, especially as it's been such a cold winter. The number of folk who've come down with a sudden case of rheumatoid arthritis is shocking.

 

"The DSS provides us with a secure source of funds and if anyone starts asking questions we've got 45,000 sick notes sitting in a warehouse in Bootle."

 

"This is a major step forward for the club and the city. We did originally plan to steal it but we couldn't find anywhere to keep the main stand as most of the garages round here are full of mountain bikes."

 

He added: "As far as you're concerned, I haven't worked in 12 years, alright?"

 

Under the plan the club would be run by an executive committee, elected by the supporters and given the right to swipe a range of quality goods from the office, the boardroom and the club shop.

 

The first team squad will also have to sign new contracts requiring them to go to supporters' pubs every Saturday night and be told why they will never be as good as Emlyn Hughes and Jimmy Case.

 

 

 

 

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