Latest transfer sensation

[David Speedie]

The fantastic full of flair fullback (thats known in the business as alliteration) Kaiser has joined a long list of great names who have tried to bring the glory days to Burnham, but have ended up having to move on to pastures new.

 

Can he cut it at the "higher level" that his ego craves? Only time will tell.

[onebreast]

ha ha ha great post speedie .

The only higher level he will get to is the second floor in his office !

[smallsy]

kingy = burnham reject! welcome to the club son.

[The Pure Ledge]

where has he gone ?

[Kaiser Jnr]

I was wondering how long it would take until I saw a post like this!

 

Onebreast - I already work on the third floor, so nibble my nutsack

 

Smallsy - I know mate. Pretty illusive club. Looking forward to joining it!

 

David Speedie - C U N T C H O P S

[Hookey]

Illusive or exclusive?

 

You can't leave the Burnhambeau, it would be like the ravens leaving the Tower of London, the place would crumble to the ground.... As legend has it!!!

[David Speedie]

Look at me.... I have a picture now and everything. Im so excited.

 

Do you think I can get a trial in the ESL? Im still only 47 and Stanley Matthews did manage to still play at the top level into his 50's. I have the talent, I have the willingness... just someone give me a try.

[Kaiser Jnr]

You are already hooked Speed-dogg. Gutted. Hahaha.

 

I reckon you could get a game upfront for Basildon with this Lee TASTY Glynn we keep reading about!

 

 

[onebreast]

Great pic speedo , love it son .

Feeling the pressure yet of being favourites ?

 

King follows an illustrious line up out of the Burnhambeu. The Maldon & Burnham standard did a 4 page pull out when they heard about it

[David Speedie]

Tell me more about "tasty".... I am intrigued. Is he a target man... can i play off him..?

 

Also, Ive heard alot of good things about Basildon... Nice changing rooms, flat playing surface, awesome crowd.

 

Can you imagine me missing a penalty over there......?

[JP21]

Speedie get yourself a trial over at Basildon mate, it's £700.

 

Contact rookie for details.

[David Speedie]

£700 a week? Not bad. Darlington were paying me more back in 81 though. I was on £1,200 basic, £17 goal bonus plus a sausage roll at half time. Course, these were the days when players were real men. A good sausage at half time never done me any harm.

 

JP21 are you a "real man"? Is Basildon your club... maybe I will come over....

[smallsy]

speedie i didnt realise you had banter!!!

[onebreast]

ha ha speed-dog is warming to the forum . He's only been looking in from the outside for like .......forever !

 

Speed-dog = also burnham reject along with me smallsy and kaiser

[Kaiser Jnr]

Top Draw Mr Speedie. If you listen to all the rumours, you will hear that Kaiser doesnt mind a sausage before, during and after sport...

 

No I cant imagine anyone EVER missing a penalty over there...

[David Speedie]

The Burnham reject list is long, but full of great players. Its nothing to be ashamed of. It really isnt. Dont let anyone say it is. Really, dont let them.

 

Anyway, enough for today, Im off. Take care of yourselves.... and each other.

(Wasnt Jerry Springer good for a while. Having poor, mentally retarded people shouting at each other in front of a live audience with thousands watching. Kinda like the forum).

That was my "Final Thought" for the day.