The Kentish Town Thread

[Bitch]

This was a good thread. I've enjoyed the new boyz contributions, a great deal of footy talk for me to munch over. Carry on the boyz

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

This was a good thread

Bitch - You mean until Horace piped up

[Greg_Dyke]

He's a Dagenham Girl Piper now ?

[Horace]

Dykey - you and me must be the only ones on here old enough to remember who they were!

 

Rhodes - how does it feel to have your thread hijacked?????

[Greg_Dyke]

still loooking for members...

 

http://www.barking-dagenham.gov.uk/2-news-events/news-events-menu.cfm?id=2656

[Wader]

Originally Posted By: Horace

Dykey - you and me must be the only ones on here old enough to remember who they were!

Hahaha, I remember when they were formed

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Wader

Originally Posted By: Horace

Dykey - you and me must be the only ones on here old enough to remember who they were!

Hahaha, I remember when they were formed

Did you apply ?

[Wader]

I thought about it, but wasn't prepared to shave my legs.

[Willo the Cat]

Originally Posted By: Horace

Rhodes - how does it feel to have your thread hijacked?????

Oy Horace, it isn’t Rhodes Thread its MINE! And your welcome to come and talk about any random subject on here whenever you want to.

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Willo the Cat

Originally Posted By: Horace

Rhodes - how does it feel to have your thread hijacked?????

Oy Horace, it isn’t Rhodes Thread its MINE! And your welcome to come and talk about any random subject on here whenever you want to.

except Wader's shaved legs

[Rhodes]

Willo - How did you get on today, another four sacks of DDD's turned up!

[Wader]

No! I didn't shave my legs. I only do that to my balls As I'm always commando, it's much more comfortable.

[Greg_Dyke]

for who ?

[Wader]

I think you mean for whom?

 

Can be a mare at times, especially if you're on the beer and wearing light coloured trousers. I have to use the thumb and forefinger method after a pee. Looks like I'm having a barclays at the urinal hahahaha.

[Special1]

Originally Posted By: Wader

No! I didn't shave my legs. I only do that to my balls As I'm always commando, it's much more comfortable.

Wader, that sounds very itchy and uncomfortable to me.

[Greg_Dyke]

there are some good creams on the market

[Wader]

No mate it's brilliant. I went commando and first shaved my nuts at the age of 19 and never looked back (apart from when I bust both my feet and the nurse cut my jeans off and got a bit more of an eyeful than she bargained for!).

 

Caveats:

1) I have learned my lesson and do wear trunks when horse riding.

2) Commando is no good if you're a wee dripper.

 

 

 

[Greg_Dyke]

What do you do when that fart, isnt actually a fart ?

 

 

[Wader]

Hahaha you poor sod. I suggest you seek medical help as soon as.

[Horace]

AS you get nearer to 60, remember the immortal words of that brilliant man, Billy Connolly:

 

"If you are over 60,

(a) never miss the opportunity to use a toilet!

( never trust a fart!

© never waste an erection, even if you are on your own!