What a load of cobblers...

[coach et 64]

Non League Today is! :DNot only they make up the goalscorers(Coup you just had to look at fans focus news flash )but they never get to grips with those ESL tables!

 

here we go....

 

 

17 Teams Games

Played Games

Won Games

Drawn Games

Lost Goals

For Goals

Against Goal

Difference Points

Enfield 1893 16 13 3 0 46 10 +36 42

Barkingside 15 13 0 2 38 11 +27 39

Barking 17 11 2 4 38 16 +22 35

Concord Rangers 16 11 1 4 56 17 +39 34

Burnham Ramblers 17 10 3 4 37 28 +9 33

Bowers & Pitsea 16 10 1 5 34 21 +13 31

Eton Manor 15 9 2 4 43 22 +21 29

Southend Manor 16 8 3 5 27 15 +12 27

Clapton 16 7 5 4 26 24 +2 26

Romford 14 7 3 4 26 22 +4 24

Stansted 20 5 5 10 29 39 -10 20

Hullbridge Sports 16 3 6 7 22 35 -13 15

Beaumont Athletic 19 3 2 14 19 68 -49 11

Sawbridgeworth Town 16 3 1 12 18 40 -22 10

Mauritius Sports & Pennant 18 2 3 13 23 48 -25 9

London APSA 16 1 3 12 17 48 -31 6

Basildon United 17 1 3 13 14 49 -35 6

 

Now two bobs reporters, please copy and update those ESL shambles tables

[coupwotcoup]

All results, goal scorers etc etc are given to our man in the office via the League Chairman over the phone. Unless LC is at a particular game, he is at the behest of club officials who inform him of the relevant details of each match and, has been proven over the years, are extremely inconsistant.

As for the tables and results, they are compiled by an outside source, but will endeavour to check the problem for you.

 

[coach et 64]

you should have done it 2-3 weeks when i reported the same problem.We are in the year 2008 and technology has done giant steps towards it.What about using it?

[coupwotcoup]

Who did you report it to? I will not rise to the bait, but re your 2008 and technology point, you would not believe how many leagues from Step Five and below, do not have useage of email.

Therefore results and tables have to be done by hand, rather than copy and paste.

Even the Ryman fax their scorers and attendances some weeks, which is a shame because the UniBond and BGB provide and excellent results service via their websites.

[Beachboys]

Coupster can we get onto a different subject

 

Can Concord enter the guinness book of records for

 

most consecutive home wins in a FA competition ?

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

Coupster can we get onto a different subject

Can Concord enter the guinness book of records for

most consecutive home wins in a FA competition ?

no chance! it has been done loads of times before...

[coupwotcoup]

I don't have any records to hand, but six on the spin in one season will take some beating...I am on the case as we speak..

[coach et 64]

I told you on this forum but as i can see..in and out

[coupwotcoup]

I can understand how the wording of your question confused the sega. Perhaps technology can help him speak fvcking English..

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup

I can understand how the wording of your question confused the sega. Perhaps technology can help him speak fvcking English..

Major bite Coachie

[coach et 64]

shame...because the sega in question is...YOU!

[Beachboys]

Cheers mate !

[coupwotcoup]

Billericay won six home vase ties in the 76-7 season, but non-consecutively.. Hi Coachy....

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

Cheers mate !

Thank you Coup,love ya Coup and only 2 lines about an historic club win!

[Beachboys]

Rico you will not get a bite from me today son !

 

I am the proudest man around !

 

Coup is hardly gonna waste inches in his columns on your lot !

[coach et 64]

[Beachboys]

And thanks for the PM saying how great me and our club is and to make sure your name is still on the waiting list for next management oppotunities !

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

And thanks for the PM saying how great me and our club is and to make sure your name is still on the waiting list for next management oppotunities !

fecking .. i never done that! Well...not yet

[coupwotcoup]

Sorry fellah, hold the shampoo.. Brigg won seven consecutive home ties on their way to winning the Vase in 1996. Here to help.

[Beachboys]

Clunts that gives us something to aim for !