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Rise Of The Idiots

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mr genius...my deliberate over emphasisation of facts is to ensure attention....it is my learned experience in such matters that a lemming like quality metamorphises in normally sensible folk when confronted with matters involving football clubs...

 

sadly (and I aplogise for this as I should really be more caring) it matters little to me whether you believe me or not..I could see all of this from a mile away last october and nothing as yet has disappointed me...I only joined the magic club to gleen info and have little interest in MyFc or its undemocratic and clouded nonsense...I do however care about NL football clubs in general...

 

lampoonery to you but I saw irony...just an opinion but thats democracy mr G and long may it reign although I wonder how long it will be before the moonies try to get a mod on here...!!

 

face facts dear boy..face facts...

 

now will someone please answer the question...

 

if the memorandum prohibts the creation of new debt...then how can the club be allowed to lose 40k a month more as each moon rises..

 

nowt to do with managing or operating old debt or creatively changing the books to dump it elsewhere whilst at the same time arranging excessive rents on the FC to pay it off (think on here Mr G...surely you are intelligent enough to work it all out for yourself)....surely... grin

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Unrecognized Genius,

I respect your aurthoritar! bow

I also spotted the irony in your moniker.

Got to agree with you and the wife on both counts.

I will add that in my particular case, the only way I've weathered the storm for over 20 years is that I'm the worst case of ADD in the school(980 kids).

PS Don't ditch the spirit...one of the better avatars I've seen.

Reminds me of a tag I saw:

"There's 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't."

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Originally Posted By: Harry J Allstars
Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
Originally Posted By: Harry J Allstars


Originally Posted By: clowntown
Rise Of The Idiots


Great name for a film that, is it about Uncle Urchin?


ha ha...great stuff harry keep up the abuse son...it does you much justice...


Glad you liked it Unc glad you liked it. I'm just trying to make you bearable, you're very annoying, this is my way of dealing with you.

Although I do have some questions.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
now then..facts harry facts...you can shoot negative posters down all you like from behind your keyboard whilst safely tucked away in your little bedroom with liam daish posters and artists impressions of the new ebbsfleet station all around you and your paddington bear sitting on your pillow wondering what all the fuss is about as his master sells his footbll club down the river but what you cannot do with your transparently and naively written words is hide the truth...here it is...


It is not Paddington Bear, it is Stan from South Park and leave him alone, he's sick.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
the club is in debt to the tune of nearly a million pounds (don't bother apologising)

it is losing 40 grand a month


Hmm... funny that as what less then two months ago you stated hat the debt was £600,000. Now if we really were losing £40,000 that would be £40,000 for November, £40,000 for December, £40,000 for January plus the £600,000 for the debt we already had that’s.... £720,000.... Where do you get £1,000,000 from?

Okay so I'll give you the fact that perhaps you got the figure wrong the first time. £1,000,000? We're not in debt to banks of mortgage lenders we're in fact in debt to the club's current directors, where would they get £1,000,000 from? Yeah right, they wish! So they're millionaires, why do they still live in Gravesend? Should they not have moved to Hornchurch and got some double….

Sorry I wont.

I'm not going to fool people by saying I know the extent of the debt, I just know you don't.

And how do you work out that we're losing £40,000 a month? Are the players getting limos to games? Expenditure would have to be far greater than this to take into account income as well.

So what would you have me do? You say we're £1,000,000 in debt, or has it risen to £2,000,000 in the last couple of hours, but that I shouldn't accept the MyFC deal. You want us to end up like your lot don't you?

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
you are misleading others by saying that the publication of DD is not allowed..who is not allowing it as there is certainly no law to prevent it...of course it is allowed it just doesn't suit those with their own agenda..


I'm not misleading anyone. You credit me too much. Is it allowed? Who cares knows? I've just been told it is not allowed.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
why can members not vote NO...


Why can you not read. Are you the Bury fan quoted above?

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
why are there now severe restrictions on the topics allowed on a supposedly democratic and member funded website forum..


I know what you mean, this really pisses me off. It was my Holly Willoughby should be made to walk around naked petition thread that got deleted and we were doing so well.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
do the members know that the lawyers and accountants will be paid in excess of 200k of their money for a DD exercise that should have cost 40k...?


Given your recent track record with numbers I would want to see evidence of this.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
facts harry..facts...they are boring and repetitious I know and that is because they don't change..they are consistent regardless of your desperate spin....


Except by £280,000, for no reason, in a couple of months.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
now you may be okay with yourself in selling your footie club down the river in desperation and you may be okay with yourself for trying to hoodwink and bully those that oppose your uneducated views but what about little old paddington sitting there trustingly gazing at you from the pillow....surely he deserves better...!!


I did no such thing! Now you zwill fall into to zline or you zwill be killed. Thiz iz not a threat, it iz an order!

Yourz Adolf J Allstars.

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
all together now...heads in sand...


Wouldn't do that, you'll get sand in your eyes.



must be lunchtime H.... grin
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Thanks Harry and UG...a talented girl.

Did a search myself and if I can ever concentrate long enough and my 19 year old son ever develops enough patience to show me something more than once I would have put my favourite (there's two) Holly photos on the Forum.

One involves fruit and the other sees Holly in relatively few clothes and a wind tunnel.

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Originally Posted By: Stu M
Imagine the chaos on this forum if the QUOTE button one day malfunctioned. Nobody would be able to contradict each other and say "Ner ner I told you..." and the whole point of being on here would be gone forever.

Couldn't help myself!

BTW if there is a Forum Records page Unc's mega multiple quote above would have to be there.
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Originally Posted By: Coldplayer
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Yellow...thats what you are Coldplayer! frown
You knew they wouldn't let me on that site.
I even went to Taod and got the runaround.
Have to be good to beat the 'Holly and the banana' photo and my imagination.


Does this work?

hollywilloughbyoct2k4maka2.jpg


Thats more lick like it!
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Unrecognized Genius

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Originally Posted By: waggamick

Have to be good to beat the 'Holly and the banana' photo and my imagination.


Talking of said fruit. Yesterday, I was asked to intervene in the case of a boy who had been caught accessing the page below during an IT lesson. Well, he had been on task - they had been doing a project around the 5 a day theme:

Gives a whole new meaning to being a vegetarian

Ah well, if our IT mods are currently monitoring our network, that's me successfully suspended.

EC
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Unrecognized Genius

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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

ha ha...the good burghers of MyFc will be most distressed with such estuary humour... grin


I was thinking of our Thought Police here at school. Goes with the territory (& apologies in advance to any Fleet supporters who work as techies) but in my experience, most people who work in IT monitoring roles in a school have had a sense of humour by-pass. How else would they think that a 16 year old boy briefly viewing the link above was so serious it required the immediate intervention of 2 senior members of staff?

Are you monitoring me chaps?

EC
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Originally Posted By: Unrecognized Genius
Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

ha ha...the good burghers of MyFc will be most distressed with such estuary humour... grin


I was thinking of our Thought Police here at school. Goes with the territory (& apologies in advance to any Fleet supporters who work as techies) but in my experience, most people who work in IT monitoring roles in a school have had a sense of humour by-pass. How else would they think that a 16 year old boy briefly viewing the link above was so serious it required the immediate intervention of 2 senior members of staff?



sadly we live in a world where PC bollox creates an aura of fear...should the said techies have failed to have been seen to deal with such ungentlemany behaviour by a healthy 16 year old then my goodness...compensation claims from parents...job loss and even imprisonment could follow...

we reap as we sow... frown
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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
This is a Hx supporter called Holly from Essex...sorry..our membership is closed... grin

http://bp0.blogger.com/_88Y7Llk19D0/Rkr2krQyuRI/AAAAAAAAACc/26XsQG5F
etE/s1600-h/holly+mcguire.jpg


Like your taste Unc...the HW shot was the one I tried to describe re not much clothing and shot in a wind tunnel.

As for the second Holly..where did you get that shot of my missus?
Look at the background...obviously taken in the Wagga Wagga Botanic Gardens.

PS
How do you get Hornchurch out of Hx?
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Originally Posted By: Unrecognized Genius

Talking of said fruit. Yesterday, I was asked to intervene in the case of a boy who had been caught accessing the page below during an IT lesson. Well, he had been on task - they had been doing a project around the 5 a day theme:
Gives a whole new meaning to being a vegetarian
EC

Good one UG!
Not hard to see how a 16 year old boy would link the 'forbidden fruit' and the 5 a day theme.
I hope you counselled him well. I'm sure 5 a day when I was 16 ultimately led to my prematurely having to wear glasses.
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Originally Posted By: Unrecognized Genius
Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

ha ha...the good burghers of MyFc will be most distressed with such estuary humour... grin


I was thinking of our Thought Police here at school. Goes with the territory (& apologies in advance to any Fleet supporters who work as techies) but in my experience, most people who work in IT monitoring roles in a school have had a sense of humour by-pass. How else would they think that a 16 year old boy briefly viewing the link above was so serious it required the immediate intervention of 2 senior members of staff?

Are you monitoring me chaps?

EC


They were monitoring me when I set a high school class a research project on Oceans early last year.
A kid put Sperm Whales into search and had the search blocked!
Madness.

(Memo to Self...Do Sperm Whale search.....)

Apologies to all for the multiple/serial posting but being on the '[****!!****] end of the world'(Paul Keating, Aust PM)sees me reading most of your posts 'the next day'.
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