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Charles Webster

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Dame Gemma Sterba will be in harness with His Lordship for this one on Saturday - if you pardon the expression - and we should be back on the world wide airwaves once again. Then it's off for a spot of Dancing on Ice before training at Len Goodman's dance school in D***tf**d to prepare ourselves for next autumn's Strictly Come Dancing. Pip Pip! Lord Chas.

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Your Lordship - thoroughly enjoyed your ramblings from Dorchester, which I was able to listen to over t'internet here in my stately pile in Norfolk. Not able to tune in to the Histon adventure as I will be watching those gallant Canaries humble the filthy Foxes. However, will be making my first trip to the magnificent San Stonebridge for the first time for the fixture against Burton Albion - any advice on food outlets and watering holes (and how to avoid the famous Ebbsfleet Burger)much appreciated.

 

Tally Ho!

 

Horn (Lord)

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Originally Posted By: Stu M
Originally Posted By: Charles Webster
Dame Gemma Sterba will be in harness with His Lordship for this one on Saturday



Get that two-man U-boat out of the shed, Chas, looks like you're gonna need it if it keeps pi$$ing it down.


Not sure if I want to get into this, Chas A lady called Gemma, and things that go down mmm could be dangerous? Or did you mean a Eboat ?
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Gemma's got some water wings - at least I think that's what they are. The Chasmobile can go sub aqua, but the persistent Biblical proportion deluges may make the journey redundant.

 

Can somebody help Lord Horn out re inns and hostelries? I'm tea total you know. Gave up booze when they turned the Bridge Inn into a very odd shaped apartment block. Even Kirsty Allsop would give that a body swerve.

 

Must get Burrell to cut the crusts off the cucumber sandwiches.

 

Pip Pip

 

His Chasness

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Originally Posted By: waggamick
His Lordship, Dame Gemma, Lord Horn, U-Boats.
Are these people real or are you blokes replaying an episode from Hoyle's war?


Good grief, man! Anymore revolutionary talk like that and your chances of parole will be severely reduced!

God Save Your Queen!
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Hi All

Histon Fan

We are all looking forward to seeing you at Histon on Saturday.

We have a nice pub were we all meet before the game for a drink and chat (I remember the friendly welcome we had at your ground)

The site is www.railwayvue.com (It has directions and a map, with free parking.)

We look forward to seeing you all again.

Will post a travel report for you all at 09.30 on Saturday.

Take care and Safe trip down.

Healthcaremouth.

Gary

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