Is richard 193...........

[dickiedocker]

Originally Posted By: Admiral

think the twiz is an outsider mate, heard he cud be an ex manor man with a grudge who gets information from an unwitting provider.

U no nuffin mate, twiz is a honest player who wont take shitte from no one, even if they fink there superstars

[Eastside Urchin]

admiral,isn't that someone who likes seaman???

[dickiedocker]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

admiral,isn't that someone who likes seaman???

yeah, that's me nik name for ure ol lady

[Eastside Urchin]

oh dear,nice to see originality is back to its best on the ESL forum.

Tell your nan she left her false teeth round here last night while sucking me off and there are still smelly old pubes from her fanny all over my bed,filthy old bint

[Eastside Urchin]

ps.they call my mum the bucket not the admiral

[dickiedocker]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

oh dear,nice to see originality is back to its best on the ESL forum.
Tell your nan she left her false teeth round here last night while sucking me off and there are still smelly old pubes from her fanny all over my bed,filthy old bint

she told me it was the easiest £100 she ever made so u can keep the teeth to scape ure nob with, it was like sucking a baby's finger and lucky she didn't break her neck snapping at it.

[Eastside Urchin]

i am surprised she can speak,when i f*cked her she was dead

[smallsy]

UM did you actually get a blow job off scrapy doos nan? if so that is class

[Eastside Urchin]

yeah,i asked her to take her false teeth out but as i had to dig her up first before shagging her,she didn't say much so i pulled them out for her.

her cold gums felt nice on my plonker

[dickiedocker]

like i said "little pecker" she felt nuffin and fell asleep

[Eastside Urchin]

but she was dead,how did you know.Did you inspect her fanny to see how wide it was,thats sick mate!!!

You need to get out more,get a real bird mate not touching your granny up instead.

 

My mum says she is waiting for you if you want a real woman but she said last time you just started crying to her and telling her about your failings in life as a man,this was while you was wearing her knickers and bra and a tutu

 

 

Anyway i am off now to go and pull someone elses granny,no doubt i will hear your witty response when i come back later today.

Good luck scrappydappydooo

[smallsy]

haha scrappy doo has been merked

[Jenko]

where is Scrappy?

[smallsy]

sh it himself

[Eastside Urchin]

these fecking newbies!!!

[Jenko]

Agrred UM you c**ttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

you love it jenko you dirty little slut

[dickiedocker]

ha ha you [****!!****] nonse, bet your on the sex offenders reg, last time me amd me bredwins sorted your ol dear out we left her fanny looking like you on a good day.

[Jenko]

Luv it UM!

 

 

[Eastside Urchin]

so her fanny looked fine then!!!

just goes to show what she said is true,you really are a needledick.

I bet you are jewish you tight fisted w@nker