Taffy's Corner

[Bitch]

Goodnight Gaffer from the Rock

I hope you sleep like a log

Be careful where you lay

See you in the morning for Poet's Day

 

 

[Guest MOB Snr]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Originally Posted By: MOB Snr

There was a young lad called Mick

He got fed up talking to a prick

In the end he said,

I am off to bed!!!

I will see you soon Mr MOB,
As it's time that I shut my gob,
I will wake up tomorrow,
Without any sorrow,
And start right where I left of!!!!

There are two FF's o Off!!!

Gnight!!

[Bitch]

For Taffy T Pot & the Gators

 

Taffy T Pot stands erect

Next to Frankie what do you expect?

Pagey with them looking handsome

Cookies tomes about the action

 

The table of faith

Dont pass in haste

The lovely June is the Fan

Ancient Blue what a man!

 

Joseba with his flash aswell

Takes pics of unsuspecting gals

T-Bar Mark and his singing mates

They are what make the Gate

 

Trotty the hero when they win

Lose and he's in the sin bin

Manager most gorgeous in the league

I'd jump on him with great speed.

 

 

 

[The Great Eckscape]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

The Great Ekscape will like this


There was a young man called Glen,
Who was secretly interested in men,
His favourate was kn0b'
Stuck deep in his gob,
Whilst bending over again!!!!

Ah, I see your game Gaffer. Just stumbled across this, thought it would be rude not to give you a friendly reply:

There was a bald bloke from the rock,
Who wasn't adversed to some c*ck,
He spends all of the day,
Claiming not to be gay,
And then spends all of the night in a frock

Have that you northern monkey!

[Bitch]

For the insomniacs

 

Wake up! Only joking

You are up, all still smoking

Never a nights rest

NOt a joke, i dont jest

 

Frustration is a bad thing

Sleep eludes cant touch gin

What to do til light?

Wait up for those that sleep at night

 

Tick tock the clock does chime

Cant rest, there isn't time

No one to share at this hour

All asleep they have the power

 

Buzzzzzz is that an alarm?

Nope, still tucked up and calm

Wake up and play with me

Its no fun cant you see?

 

Think i might hit the sack

No one here to answer back

When morning comes i'll be gone

But i'll be back with the sun

 

[Bitch]

For the sexually frustrated

 

You cant beat the real thing

But what d'ya do in between?

Toss and turn all night long

A little play? Is it wrong?

 

Will you really burn in hell?

Is there a body for sale?

Look about anyone waiting

I gotta have it, it's so frustrating!

 

I'm starting to fantasise

My libido starts to rise

It's no fun without

Start putting it about

 

 

[Bitch]

Waiting for Saturday to come

 

Time for the match at 3pm

What do we do until then?

Chewing fingers to the quick

Waiting for the clock to tick

 

Awaiting the roar of the crowd

Hear it strong hear it loud

Waited all week and now it's coming

In the clubhouse it is buzzing

 

Wake up to black clouds

No more rain it aint allowed!

Pitch is boggy, unplayable!

What d'ya expect us to do?

 

Waited all week for the game

Ref calls it off he is so lame

Lets wait for them all to come

We'll have a tear up on the forum!

 

[Bitch]

Looking for a game

 

Ours is called off, what do we do?

Look around, weather is awful

Higher or lower? How far to go?

Might as well play subeuteo!

 

Will it be Canvey, Burnham or Grays?

Gimme a pitch where the rain dont lay

Depends on the entry ten quid or four

Bugga the prem i'm going for more

 

Non League is better all round

Than a souless Premier ground

Get to the players, abuse the ref

Sod it you can keep all the rest

 

Burgers and chips and sausage too

A skip away to the loo

Stuff your Ar senal, West Ham follies

Non league all the way for jollies

 

 

[Bitch]

It's Cup Fever,Cup Fever

 

A cheer goes out, the roar of the crowd

It's Saturday afternoon it's allowed

Look around the ground is buzzing

Shouting, cheering and cussing

 

50, 500, 5000 or more

It dont matter when we score

We wait until that perfect time

It hits the net it is fine

 

Bodies jostling in profusion

It went in, not an illusion

Bit of leather crosses the line

The feeling is sublime

 

Back to the half way line

Do it again we've got the time

A foul committed we shout blue murder

The ref dont see we shout even louder

 

The ball goes down the other end

We see hand ball and shout again

The lino didnt see it at all

We rant and rave and give it our all

 

The ball goes in again at the other end

It's enough to drive us round the bend

The ball is passed it goes offcourse

We yell and scream til we're hoarse

 

A bit of flowing passing occurs

We cheer and jump and hug ofcourse

We are the best so spur them on

Our team are great they can do no wrong

 

Suddenly it goes tits up

They hit the net we're out the cup

Just when the whistle should blow

We score again and away we go

 

All of us we sing as one

Extra time, glad that we've come

Nothing in the first fifteen

Enough excitement to split our spleens

 

2nd half and still no score

Down to pens could we ask for more?

They go up to the spot

First one misses wot a clot!

 

Down to the last, can we bare to watch

Ball is placed on the penalty spot

Nerves are jangling, stomach knotting

Yes he scores, can we believe what's happening?

 

Yes, GET IN it hit the meshing

The crowd surges forward in the din

We are as one supporting our team

We've won the cup it is our dream

 

 

 

[Bitch]

Armchair Manager

 

Get him off bloody great oaf!

He's had more slices than a loaf

Kick him out he is a buffoon

I wouldn't have bought that goon

 

What the bleedin hell is this?

Him a striker are you taking the pith?

Send him back from where he came

Dont we wanna win this game?

 

The oaf steps up and he scores

Slices it in and the crowd roars

In the net from the buffoon

We are two up before too soon

 

What is that? What a pratt!

He cant defend he is too fat

His shorts too tight his hair too long

We'll be losing before anon

 

They go on the attack

But are thwarted by the pratt

Ball in the air catches in his hair

All they can do is stand and stare

 

Second half and who is that one lanky?

He cant play midfield he is too wa nky

When it comes down to play

He'll blow over, he'll blow away!

 

Ball comes into the mid section

Lanky's up and gains possession

He puts it through to the pratt see?

Pratt only goes and makes it 3!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cantos]

 

 

In the early hours,Bitch is a stalking,

In desparate need for a bit of a porking,

Is there a man that is up to the task,

There is a bit of a queue so best bring a flask.

 

She needs a man not a boy fantasist,

A educated man that is a cunning linguist,

You need to be brave and don't go there meekly,

As she will beat your bottom with a copy of Woman's Weekly.

 

So step forward guys and make yourselves known,

And Bitch will arrange to get you alone,

Be prepared to be working all through the night,

But be warned her Lady Garden is a bit of a fright.

 

Good luck brave souls that search and seek her,

As in the morning you will be somewhat weaker,

Her former lover has sadly departed,

His heart just stopped when her fanny farted.

 

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

The sun may may not be out today

But hip hip horray

The Urchins are still coming out to play!

 

URCHINS!

[cantos]

It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,

I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,

She says it was just some innocent flirting,

But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.

[Rhodes]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Ode to Rhodes
An ode to Rhodes who'd have thought?
Tis in poetry to him that i should talk!
Man amongst men he winds them up
They always bite, no time to sup

They heckle, they shout and cry and abuse
They can't see through the Rhodesy ruse
He just has to appear and they do shout
Rhodesy charms them back with a playful clout

They'll never learn or better his wit
The SSML is full of twits
Great reading he makes for us quiet observers
Keep it up mighty Rhodesy dish it out to the deservers

Bitch - Only just noticed this post, what can I say! x

[Gussy]

Originally Posted By: cantos

It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,
I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,
She says it was just some innocent flirting,
But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Gussy

Originally Posted By: cantos

It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,
I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,
She says it was just some innocent flirting,
But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

He goes off to work leaving me alone
Who can blame me for having a roam
Gussy he comes into my box
While you're away he makes me rock!

Take this as a lesson, you fellas take heed
If you neglect your bitch when she's in need
A young buck may come along
And fill your space while you are gone

But when you return it's just me and you
We do all the things that just take two
You know i am here at the end of the day
But while you're away i'll be making hay!

[Gussy]

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[Big J R]

Why did Matron let him out for the day ?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Originally Posted By: Big J R

Why did Matron let him out for the day ?

The Forum?

[Big J R]

CCL Forum ???