Taffy's Corner

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!

Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!

There's something wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green

[Bitch]

You boyz have got to make your banter rhyme

If you dont i will call time

 

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

The Great Ekscape will like this

 

 

There was a young man called Glen,

Who was secretly interested in men,

His favourate was kn0b'

Stuck deep in his gob,

Whilst bending over again!!!!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green

You got the wrong man,
You will get a ban
Cause I love green
It weren't me that you seen!!

[Eastside Urchin]

nice bit of herb!

[Bitch]

Rhyme

Time!

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

for coupy....

 

Now that Coup

Is dishy as a bowl of soup

 

We met at Hamilton Hall

Where we had a ball

 

He gave me a wink

And bought me a drink

 

Which came from the bar fridge

But,sorry mate theres still no room for Rumford at the Bridge!!

 

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Rhyme
Time!

You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!

[coupwotcoup]

There was a young girl called Annie

Who's t!ts nearly reached her fanny

I asked her to give 'em a swing

She said, Sir, I don't do that sort of thing

I'd rather be watching Mark Janney..

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Rhyme
Time!

You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!

Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup

There was a young girl called Annie
Who's t!ts nearly reached her fanny
I asked her to give 'em a swing
She said, Sir, I don't do that sort of thing
I'd rather be watching Mark Janney..

coupy!!

yet i was so nice to you!

[cantos]

I thought you liked Janney.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

I thought you liked Janney.

Rhyming only Cantos
Dont you give a toss?

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

i do, but not my fave player!

even if you do say-er

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Annie

i do, but not my fave player!

Annie you are at it too
Make a rhyming line or two!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Rhyme
Time!

You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!

Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!

Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!

Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow

Gaffer your words do make me blush
Is this it? Is it love?
Every day i've been on my knees
Praying for this, do not tease

Is this how you really feel?
Is this the real deal?
Blow on my button it's made of brass
Then i'm gonna kick your ar se