Taffy's Corner

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

for cantos.....

 

there is a very cheeky chappy

who make me very happy

cantos is his name

his son, will one day appear in Fame!

 

cantos is someone that i could never detest

thats because im his special princess!

 

[Bitch]

Ode to Rhodes

 

An ode to Rhodes who'd have thought?

Tis in poetry to him that i should talk!

Man amongst men he winds them up

They always bite, no time to sup

 

They heckle, they shout and cry and abuse

They can't see through the Rhodesy ruse

He just has to appear and they do shout

Rhodesy charms them back with a playful clout

 

They'll never learn or better his wit

The SSML is full of twits

Great reading he makes for us quiet observers

Keep it up mighty Rhodesy dish it out to the deservers

 

 

[smallsy]

for all on this thread

 

i'm actually embarrassed for you

poetry on the forum is really poo

i really must say

you are really so gay

so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo!

 

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

For Goosey....

 

Theres a young guy from canvey

who im affraid dances a bit like bambie

 

He likes to play in goal

And is very afraid of smallsys mole

 

His saves are very likely

And is good mates with Urchin Dale Brightly!

[Bitch]

Smallsy and Kaiser

 

Never will you find a gayer two

Boy band stuff with hair full of goo

Pretty boys never apart

On the forums for a lark

 

Sometimes thier banter will make you feel sick

But it's a youthful form of wit

Whenever it's quiet this duo will fill

The forums with posts to make you ill

 

Smallsy in goal eyeing Kaisers bum

They really are very close chums

Enter the box at your peril

He might jump up and bite your ankle, the little devil

 

[Mini Goose]

Originally Posted By: Annie

For Goosey....

Theres a young guy from canvey
who im affraid dances a bit like bambie

He likes to play in goal
And is very afraid of smallsys mole

His saves are very likely
And is good mates with Urchin Dale Brightly!

Beautiful

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

for all on this thread

i'm actually embarrassed for you
poetry on the forum is really poo
i really must say
you are really so gay
so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo!

A big dildo's ok but i like the real thing
You're no good with that little ding-a-ling
Now i'm gonna put the batteries in
Bend over Smallsy this'll make u grin !

[Gussy]

Smallsy Smallsy

I think you're quietly surprised

That a poetry thread

would ever survive

If a strike penalty to my left

It's ur right you should dive

The awards were rigged and i had to sigh

cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

 

WALLOP

[Mini Goose]

Originally Posted By: Gussy

Smallsy Smallsy
I think you're quietly surprised
That a poetry thread
would ever survive
If a strike penalty to my left
It's ur right you should dive
The awards were rigged and i had to sigh
cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

WALLOP

Brown nose

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Mini-Goose93

Brown nose

Goosey a poem is more than one line
Now try again you'll do just fine
Dont forget to fatten up for Easter
Cos me and Annie are gonna eat ya!

[Mini Goose]

fck that

catch me if you can

ill run as far as it takes

cos i wont end up in the pan.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Bitch

 

There was a young lady called Bitch,

I dream of me and her in a Ditch,

We neck lots of wine,

Then perform 69,

But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch!

 

[Gussy]

A brown nose

That'll never be me

I'm just making a point about smallsy

now goose 93

from canvey

put your six toes back in your classics

and get away from me

 

Hurrah!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr

Bitch

There was a young lady called Bitch,
I dream of me and her in a Ditch,
We neck lots of wine,
Then perform 69,
But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch!

I'm honoured sir
You made me purr
You are a hound
Now get back down!

[Kaiser Jnr]

There was a legend called Smallsy,

His banter really gives me the Pausea,

His mole is a joke,

But I give it a stroke,

And I cant think of anything else to rhyme with Smallsy, so I will just say he is a [****!!****]...

[Bitch]

[smallsy]

there was this gay fella called kingy

wants to come concord to replace ingy

but that wont happen in this life

im about to stick in the knife

 

basically he is sh it

[smallsy]

gussy

 

well said that man

it is all a fix

the vote was a sham

i should have been in the mix

 

fu ck all those mugs

who voted for mental

he gave them all hugs

and positioned them central

 

they all bent over

didnt know what to expect

he co cked their bums

with a tawny owl, barn owl and brown owl

 

[Bitch]

[smallsy]

bitch you are filth

but ive heard you are milf

coup told me all

said my bottom lip would fall

but i still havent seen you

i want to smell your poo