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... star poster - consistently top poster with an unequalled record of success. Brings with him his own "biters" and will enliven your forum no end! He is not under contract but a substantial fee will be required in view of his international status. Condition of transfer will be that he cannot play on the SSMFL forum whilst on your team.

 

All enquiries to - Horace, SSMFL Forum, by 31 January 2008.

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Originally Posted By: Horace
... star poster - consistently top poster with an unequalled record of success. Brings with him his own "biters" and will enliven your forum no end! He is not under contract but a substantial fee will be required in view of his international status. Condition of transfer will be that he cannot play on the SSMFL forum whilst on your team.

All enquiries to - Horace, SSMFL Forum, by 31 January 2008.

Could we not make an exception and offer him on a free? giggle
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Is he cup tied? smile

I think it will be ok to duel register him over the leagues. I can make use of him in several areas cheerleader


Afraid he is cuptied - he's appeared in absolutely everything!

I'm not fighting a duel with anyone! Not even a cyber-duel!
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I can make use of him in several areas cheerleader

Bitch - You haven't suggested a date for me to visit you in Tonbridge as yet, I could easily jump on a train at Charing Cross after work and be with you by about 6.30.
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Wonderful stuff, that flexitime, eh Rhodes? Never in work before 10am and can still pop off to Tunbridge Wells by 6.30!

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Nellie - Do you work for the National Probation Service, Crown Prosecution Service or HM Revenue & Customs.

 

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Is he cup tied? smile

I think it will be ok to duel register him over the leagues. I can make use of him in several areas cheerleader


I'm surprised we haven't received a 7 dayer from Coachie et 64.
The terms for a long term loan to the Tonbridge forum have been rejected though, on the grounds that you're so close to France you may need international clearance.
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Wader! Don't let me refer you to Douvre!! grin

 

We are closer to sleepy sussex than the Kent Coasters tongue Ok, East Sussex tongue tongue

 

I'm all for illegal approaches, we all know they are what makes the footy world go round wink

 

Rhodesy is mine. He is now on my books. Anyone wanting footy whores should check out my website :hhtp/footywhores/onlythebestandawardwinningones.co.uk smile

 

 

 

 

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None of them Rhodes.... I work for DWP

I didn't think there was a DWP office in Middlesbrough
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Rhodesy is mine. He is now on my books.


He can't play for you until he has returned all his kit.

1 Photocopier (well used)
1 Thick skinned subs suit
1 snipers rifle
1 Case (well rested)
An assortment of catchphrases - Bruce Forsyth style.

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a well used set of mixed metaphors, a faulty alarm clock, 22 don revie dossiers,


Ah yes, and I almost forgot that file of his containing the player details of underpant colour preference....on second thoughts Bitchy can have that anyway!
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Rhodesy is mine. He is now on my books.


He can't play for you until he has returned all his kit.

1 Photocopier (well used)Repetition for those that take it hard for an alternative point of view
1 Thick skinned subs suit Anyone that stands out from the crowd
1 snipers rifle here They are out there
1 Case (well rested)You rest it, take the flack
An assortment of catchphrases - Bruce Forsyth style.Is there anything more innocent?


Good job he is thick skinned grin
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Hahahaha Bitchy. Are we not allowed humour anymore in the fiefdom of Rhodesy? His hareem is clearly growing daily, although I think Paula has deffo gone awol from the Rhodes altar tent.

 

Sorry Bitchy, I'm putting on my sackcloth and ashes and beating myself with twigs as we speak.

 

 

 

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