Rhodes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: hordes rhodes...your powers of deduction remind me of the great Peter Sellars in those superb pink panther films,although you probably prefer to be compared to Ace Ventura with another clue do you think you will be able to narrow down the area? So I wasn't that far away then, I knew when you said that you could see the train line from your back window that you weren't having us on as it's not something you would just dream up unless you have a vivid imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Hamnett TSF Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 well played bitch! and who played ace ventura was it steve martin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: thespursfan well played bitch! and who played ace ventura was it steve martin? Actually i lied. I still never liked Peter ~Selers. It was Jim Carey whom i like that played him. I really like Steve Martin too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Bitch - Did you vote for Peter Sellers or Jim Carrey in the recent poll. Steve Martin was good in Planes, Trains and Automobiles but never overly impressed in other films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hordes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 So I wasn't that far away then, I knew when you said that you could see the train line from your back window that you weren't having us on as it's not something you would just dream up unless you have a vivid imagination at what point did i say it was my back window? thats bitches domain...but i think she blacked it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Hamnett TSF Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 i like steve martin but earlier stuff , man with two brains, dead men dont wear plaid, is ray there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Football Man Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: thespursfan the communication cord is a cord that allows you to communicate with the train driver. I dont know how it works but you smash a piece of glass with the heel of your shoe and a large anchor comes off the back of the train Is the glass near the floor then? Or do you need to be a trained ballet dancer or acrobat to smash it with the heel of your shoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hordes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Is the glass near the floor then? Or do you need to be a trained ballet dancer or acrobat to smash it with the heel of your shoe? no silly...you borrow one off a pretty bird (not bitch) its a good excuse for people with a foot fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Hamnett TSF Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 i said i dont know how it works football man having considered the matter there is an easier way if you arent any of those. you could go away for twenty years and study martial arts but i imagine one of those little hammers you get in a box of toffee might do the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: hordes at what point did i say it was my back window? thats bitches domain...but i think she blacked it out I don't know what you are on about Hordes. I don't do public transport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: hordes no silly...you borrow one off a pretty bird (not bitch) its a good excuse for people with a foot fetish True Hordes, i'm not 'pretty' i'm beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: thespursfan i like steve martin but earlier stuff , man with two brains, dead men dont wear plaid, is ray there Perhaps we should ask Lato his opinion about Steve Martin, I can't see him being his cup of tea somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: Rhodes Bitch - Did you vote for Peter Sellers or Jim Carrey in the recent poll. Steve Martin was good in Planes, Trains and Automobiles but never overly impressed in other films Sorry Rhodesy i didn't see the vote, I would have gone for Jim Carey and Steve Martin over Peter Sellers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantos Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: thespursfan i like steve martin but earlier stuff , man with two brains, dead men dont wear plaid, is ray there. All of Me was good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: Bitch Sorry Rhodesy i didn't see the vote, I would have gone for Jim Carey and Steve Martin over Peter Sellers Bitch - This was the vote but I'm convinced it was fixed as I don't find Peter Sellers funny in the slightest: http://www.nonleague.co.uk/forums/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1289896/fpart/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hordes Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Originally Posted By: Wader Originally Posted By: thespursfan wader if the train driver went to birmingham and then drove his car back, how did his car get there. did he drive it there this morning then take the train back to work? I sometimes think you lot live in another world. Everyone knows that particular service is driven by the Hoff's brother who bought Kit off him some years ago just for this purpose. The car takes itself to Birmingham you fool! i think you might be right Wader....no sign of driver of 16:50 so far....i'll give it another hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastside Urchin Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 seems some of you numpties can't handle rhodes,you lot of fecking woosies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTFCew Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 I think we're just bored with him. He is becoming very repetitious (if that's a word) after 18 months of the same old posts. I notice the only SSML person to post on the barmy army thread is the man himself. Maybe you'd feel differently if you'd had to put up with him for as long as we have. I think he should have his own forum where all his fans can congregate and worship, and those who don't want to can stay on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Football Man Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Originally Posted By: HTFCew I think he should have his own forum where all his fans can congregate and worship, and those who don't want to can stay on here. He does. It's called the match reports forum on the Kentish Town website. He is the only person who has ever posted to it and, probably, the only person who ever reads it. That's probably why he feels he has to come on here and TK's forum as he's so desperate to get himself noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wader Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist seems some of you numpties can't handle rhodes,you lot of fecking woosies Hahaha, in the good old days it would have been sorted with a slap round the chops. That plaza of pleasure has been closed and I blame it all on Waitrose. I've got Koala shanks tonight, served in a wild Panda truffle and baby Golden Eagle butter sauce. You can't go round slapping people when you have that kind of stuff for tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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