who's the most annoying person on the Forum

[Beachboys]

im the only toyboy out of them lot !

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

im the only toyboy out of them lot !

My new play thing! I'll try not to rattle you Come over to my crib

[Beachboys]

You can play me whenever sweetie !

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

You can play me whenever sweetie !

You got me all slushy now, must be the link of playing you....

Strummin my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song telling my whole life
with his words killin me softly with his song

(Verse 1)
I heard he sang a good song
I heard he had a style
And so i came to see him and listen for a while
And there he was this young boy
a stranger to my eyes

(Chorus)
Strummin my pain with his fingers
Singin my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song telling my whole life
with his words killin me softly with his song

(Verse 2)
I felt all flushed with fever
embrarrassed by the crowd
I felt he found my letters
and read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish
but he just kept right on

(Chorus)
Strummin my pain with his fingers (1 time 1 time)
Singin my life with his words (2 times 2 times)
killing me softly with his song
Killing softly with his song telling my whole life
with his words killin me softly with his song

(Hook)
I said whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh la la la whoa oh oh oh oh oh ohla la la,la la la la la la la la whoa oh oh oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

(Chorus)
Strummin my pain with his fingers (yeeeees he was)
Singin my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his "SONG" telling my whole life
with his words killin me softly with his song



Feel free to sing along

[Eastside Urchin]

strumming her clit with his fingers

Sticking his c0ck up her bum

fisting her crack with his big fist

fisting her fanny,with his fist

[Bitch]

Telling my whole life

With your song.....

 

 

[Eastside Urchin]

no

shafting my ex wife,with my c0ck

[Bitch]

I lied. The thought of a fisting actually turns my stomach

[Eastside Urchin]

its only a fisting,not a full on attack on the stomach,unless the lady in question has a gash like the channel tunnel

[Uncle Urchin]

can somebody explain to me what all of this means...?

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

I lied. The thought of a fisting actually turns my stomach

Have you found my watch yet?

[Eastside Urchin]

its bitch being filth again unc

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

Originally Posted By: Bitch

I lied. The thought of a fisting actually turns my stomach

Have you found my watch yet?

Once i've located your arm

[Eastside Urchin]

its behind you!!

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

can somebody explain to me what all of this means...?

I only came on here to give my opinion to the title of the thread

[Uncle Urchin]

its all way above my head.....is it the same as tantric sex...?

 

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist

its bitch being filth again unc

Again? When did i ever stop?

[Eastside Urchin]

tantric sex,thats what thomson and big mick have isn't it???

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

its all way above my head.....is it the same as tantric sex...?

It's that sort of thing Unc's, just a bit rougher when the Mental one is involved

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin

its all way above my head.....is it the same as tantric sex...?

It's that sort of thing Unc's, just a bit rougher when the Mental one is involved

ah right...I read about all that stuff once but I much prefer a quick blow job.....