2 Quickies for Wilf !

[Big J R]

The Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them,

 

"I must tell you something very serious. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

 

A blonde nun at the back responds,

 

"Thank God, I'm so sick of Chardonnay

 

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers and their small children... You all have obsessions," he observed.

 

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy."

 

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

 

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.

This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

 

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

[Wilf]

Sounds like her in the first one was a Blue Nun, JR???

[Big J R]

Why do Nuns always walk in pairs ??

 

The First Nun is to make sure the Second Nun don't get Nun !!

[Big J R]