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MERVAIS?

TACKLE1000

By TACKLE1000
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TACKLE1000

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Have a feeling i may have discovered another of your alter egos Merv! Could it be true that the mild mannered website administrator could be our very own Walter Mitty? Answers on a glittery lilac postcard to Mervais!

 

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jervais

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Oooh Merv. You're not being totally truthful are you? Nobody wished you happy birthday? What about the flowers I brought round? What about the candlelit dinner we shared? What about the evening we spent together?

 

I bent over backwards to give you a happy birthday and now you have forgotten me. You didn't ring me, you ignored me at Harrow and you haven't answered my emails.

 

You're just like all those other Canvey fans. At least Tackle1000 rings me from time to time. But none of you know how to treat a lonely guy. Not like John Crawshaw. Now he is a real gentleman.

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Jervais could you be a suitable substitute for Camp Freddy?

 

As the line goes. "This is Jervais...we all know him!!"

 

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What the Dickens are you talking about Tackle1000? I have NEVER confessed anything to you. I do know who Jervais is (yes, it's a wind up, that's not his real name) but the secret is safe with me. Let me state here for all Canvey fans to know - I AM NOT JERVAIS.

 

Now, if you will stop telling lies about me, I promise not to tell the truth about you!

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