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I'm a teacher at local high school and every second kid (slight exaggeration) I've taught has told me they were off to the UK for their gap year.

"How're you going to support yourself?"

"Get work in a pub."

 

You'll have to send me some business cards from The Old Wheatsheaf and I'll be your agent.

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Originally Posted By: enfield_paul
you won't be seeing much more of me either for about 18 years....
but then i'll be back, wonder where the club will be by then? still in ryman 1 north?


Parenthood is already limiting the amount of Town games I can get to. Having said that, I will be at Waltham Forest tonight. C'mon Towners!

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Southport - TOWNER

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Originally Posted By: DonkeyHotTea
Bad workers always blame their ................
Bad management?

Be Professional!
Be Positive!
Be Practical!

Be honest you never thought it was such hard work did you?


LOL


it's not hard work at all, long hours, but that is nothing new
it's the lazy, unreliable, feckers, o what i would give for a reliable, large breasted, middle aged woman...............


and then i could go back to work happy!!

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Originally Posted By: Southport - TOWNER
o what i would give for a reliable, large breasted, middle aged woman...............


and then i could go back to work happy!!



Leave Mrs H out of your sordid little fantasies ST. Stick to your Welsh bird!! grin
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Southport - TOWNER

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Originally Posted By: Southport - TOWNER
o what i would give for a reliable, large breasted, middle aged woman...............


and then i could go back to work happy!!



Leave Mrs H out of your sordid little fantasies ST. Stick to your Welsh bird!! grin


welsh bird! your living dangerously!

anyway never had a "LITTLE" fantasy, what's the point in that!

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The 'middle aged' bit worries me!

Sounds like your in for a tough 2008!

so here's:

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

 

 

 

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted...(Explains Enfield Paul's dilemma)

 

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

 

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

 

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

 

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

 

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

 

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

Where am I going to get that middle aged, large breasted woman?

 

 

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