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Happy Birthday Brian

bsmith

By bsmith
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Well I went to the KRBS stadium last night. I saw the future and I just hope we dont end up like it

 

They have some reasonable facilities . As soon as you go in to the Rainham End stand you see a nicely laid out programme stool/counter with a lady 1000000000% more attractive then our Kenny but no character.

 

I only had a bottle of coke from the burger place under the stand and that was £1.40 I believe but served by what can only be described as chav. He had more bling then elizabeth dukes.

 

Went into the stand and met my chums who duly gave me a Hat and Scarf they wanted me to look the part but I still stood out as I lacked that certain sparkle that a cheap gold chain give.

 

Into the game. The first 45 was appalling with conditions similar to those we had at Stafford.

 

Second half wasnt much better until Gills scored. And this is where I bought shame on my fleet comrades and cheered the goal. I draw strength from the fact that deep down I knew I had to fit in or get "Tooled up by the pikeys" as one gills fan shouted at the MK DONS supporters later in the game.

 

A laughable equaliser had me biting my lips.

 

Penalties lured and at this point the whole thing ended in a scene from LAND OF THE CHAVS.

 

Hundreds of bling displaying tracksuit wearing "boys" all congregated at the front of the stand. Stewards couldnt contain them. They were excited bless em. They havent been this excited since UHT Glue was on offer at Netto.

 

The Stewards took the decision to bring the dons supporters towards the Rainham Stand. There followed about 15 minutes of penaltys ,chav songs and people waving with their fist. At which point with things at 4-4 the gills player was about to take a run up and some chav climed on the wall. A Steward approached the ref , delayed the pen for 60 seconds and he then missed the Pen. A barrage of abuse was thrown at the steward as MK DONS converted their last panalty and went through.

 

This is the funny part. Some kid ran across the pitch and dived into the dons supporters before being hauled out by the Stewards, He was a thin version of Rodney Trotter. as the stewards frog marched him away with one hand giving another fist wave , a second tracksuit wearing "Yoof" ran towards him and thumped him.

 

As this was going on , I went up to a steward gave him my hat and scarf and said "Youve let the gills down. never again" and disappeared into the night.

 

 

 

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