drug testing

[lesbos]

anyone know how often ESL players are tested for drugs? i keep hearing rumours that more and more players are now taking illegal substances before and during matches, why dont the league come down hard on this sort of behaviour?

[Bitch]

CAn you give an instance where it has actually enhanced thier game?

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: richard193

anyone know how often ESL players are tested for drugs? i keep hearing rumours that more and more players are now taking illegal substances before and during matches, why dont the league come down hard on this sort of behaviour?

they're all cokeheads mate...I've been trying to stamp it out for years but they just keep ignoring me....a full in depth study that I carried out recently by taking 4 grams a day myself convinced me that its not good for football but I managed to get a place on the next series of come dancing...

[Bitch]

Unc's that was Viagra. I can vouch it worked miracles for your keepy uppy

[Uncle Urchin]

ssssssssshhhhhhhhh....

[lesbos]

it just annoys me that the authorities persist in turning a blind eye but then again isnt this societys problem? latest research shows that 38% of the UK population is now addicted to crack cocaine,SHAME ON THEM!

[Bitch]

They probably have snow in thier eyes Dickie (may i call you Dickie?). Corrupt the lot of them. What do you think they do with the drugs they find? Do you really think they get destroyed? How do you think the expression May The Force Be With You came about?

 

All the FA do is say 'there will be random drug testing for U16's'. I've never heard of them actually doing it. All talk and no hard drugs

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

I dont mind a bit of crack!!!!

[Bitch]

Gaffer!

 

 

Don't let Smallsy hear you say that

[Triggs]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Unc's that was Viagra. I can vouch it worked miracles for your keepy uppy

trouble was he chewed it instead of swallowing it and got a stiff neck

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

CAn you give an instance where it has actually enhanced thier game?

It works Bitch!It works!

[Bitch]

I thought we were talking about an ESL game Coachie

 

There is another thread somewhere for what you are referring to.

[coach et 64]

it works!on the week prior to our last home match i gave 5 grams of creatin,every day to all my players.It helped them,they look so powerful and fast!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Gaffer!


Don't let Smallsy hear you say that

Sorry, we don't want him getting jealous now do we????

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: coach et 64

it works!on the week prior to our last home match i gave 5 grams of creatin,every day to all my players.It helped them,they look so powerful and fast!

But Coachie, they only 'look' powerful and fast

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Gaffer!


Don't let Smallsy hear you say that

Sorry, we don't want him getting jealous now do we????

True, he does seem to have some sort of fixation with you. I'm sure it's a healthy adolescent thing....

[coach et 64]

[smallsy]

i knew it gaffer, i knew i could smell a fag

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

i knew it gaffer, i knew i could smell a fag

As Rino Gattuso once said:My only doping is"Salame and a bottle of red wine"

[Kaiser Jnr]

Football is my drug. Im addicted. Oh and poker and crack cocaine.

 

Yeah lets get some testing involved then.