ESL Joke Clubs and their Facilities

[silent observer]

I'd like to put the question out their why the essex senior continue to enter these jokers back into the league each year. Its becoming a joke, thats twice in two weeks we've turned up to dog [****!!****] grounds. Dont get me wrong i understand the spit and saw dust side of the league but how hard is it to get the basics right starting with simple facilities like showers for XXXX sake. Southend Manor had one poxy shower working out of five and the same at basildon last week.I cant believe these sides are allowed to carry on entertaining sides if they cant even afford a shower head its a joke. How hard is it do the little things money or no money. lets have these wasters out.

 

[rookie]

I hope you are as good a player as your expectations imply. You are quite right that many clubs have a lot to do and are in a state that at best could be described as poor, however surly as a player you need to concentrate on your game and your teams performances rather than these side issues. Dont take this as a rant at you just trying to make you put things into perspective. The best way for you to get to play at better games is for you to be a better player at a better club in a better league. Till then stop slagging the league that you are part of. Also do yourself a favour and come out from behind your mask and say who you are as it will give your posts more credability. I wish you well for the new year.

[Silencer]

And What Mighty Club do you have the privelage of showering at then??

 

Would you rather see a league containing 4 sides then??

 

Maybe throw out Apsa because they dont make egg sandwiches, or kick out Burnham as there are not enough programmes are put in the dressing room!

 

Maybe the Corner flags are too Old at Clapton and the T.v is too small at Beaumont!

 

Get a grip you c*ck....this is the Essex Senior League, not the [****!!****]*ing the Premiership!

 

I saw someone post on here the other day about the facilities at Roots Hall and even Highbury...not quite what you would expect!

[hordes]

And What Mighty Club do you have the privelage of showering at then??

 

 

he doesnt shower......too embarrased by his lack of manhood!!

[Silencer]

Just in from training....thought I would put this post on before I visit the porno sites...

 

Silent `hide behind my username` Observer....I am just in from training and the showers @ Southend Manor were Awesome, warm, full of Banter and even had unbroken tiles

 

[coach et 64]

Originally Posted By: Silencer

And What Mighty Club do you have the privelage of showering at then??

Would you rather see a league containing 4 sides then??

Maybe throw out Apsa because they dont make egg sandwiches, or kick out Burnham as there are not enough programmes are put in the dressing room!

Maybe the Corner flags are too Old at Clapton and the T.v is too small at Beaumont!

Get a grip you c*ck....this is the Essex Senior League, not the [****!!****]*ing the Premiership!

I saw someone post on here the other day about the facilities at Roots Hall and even Highbury...not quite what you would expect!

quite right!the away changing rooms at roots hall are not bigger than Clapton ones and the old highbury ones were not better than the Enfield ones....if you don't like it book your team at a 5 stars hotel before any game

[and1inthetree]

it is a truth widely accepted that if a ref has an off day, he'll find the hot water mysteriously not working.

 

therefore it comes as no suprise that a bbb player who thinks he's all that will get that attitude spotted, often to the detriment of his team-mate's hygiene.

 

silencer - apsa should only be thrown out of the league because they don't serve beer. and before you bang on about religion, both arsenal and spurs serve hot dogs.

 

silent observer, nice fishing from a bowers player btw, maybe some of the esl clubs are lacking in facilities, but at least their pitches are fit to walk a dog on, speaking of which, how is your mum?

 

 

 

 

[Roons]

Quality 1inthetree!

[lower league]

Silencer, take trip up to Springfield in the Olympian league, they have quality facilities, power showers that actually work, and do the whole massage thing as well, spacious changing rooms and a half decent bar.

The pitch was bad though, last time I played there, there was more sand and stones than grass.

Its a shame that more clubs dont have better facilities.

ESL clubs have specific ground requirements to be able to enter the league, surely sufficient changing facilities should be part of that.

[Silencer]

LL, Maybe...but it`s not that simple as most/almost all Non League are run by superb Volunteers who have their own life and Jobs!

 

I would love to play at grounds each week that boast superb facilities, but then I suspect that many League One/two sides feel the same!

 

I agree that facilities should be of a certain standard, but once again, as I said earlier, this is the Essex Senior League!! You usually find that most adjustments/improvements are made to facilities at the start of a season and during the free summer months!

 

1inthetree...great shout, I do agree on the lack of Beer option at Apsa. Thats not good. I personally have only been in the hut that serves the chip butties after a game!

 

Finally...The Lad from Bowers can hardly complain with Bowers boasting a rabbit hutch sized away changing room with one P_oxy toilet. The toilet is nicely situated past the showers so after the match, someone would have to get soaked to have a po_xy pi$$.

 

Also, I hear that once again Bowers are boasting a shocking pitch this season.

 

 

[Hookey]

If a player is more concerned about the quality of pitches and facilities than the quality of football played, then he should f**k off to the Business House League, where they have excellent facilities, e.g. Bank of England ground in Loughton, Met Police ground in Chigwell or even GEC Marconi's in Basildon.

 

BTW. Bowers is Lem!!!!

[Silencer]

Have a word with Silent Observer then Hookey!!

 

Yet another case of a Bowers man pi**sing people off, a la Doyley! I read through Silent Observers four posts to date, very interesting!!

[Hookey]

I've no idea who he is mate!!! Maybe Blanchy does?

[Silencer]

I hear that Bowers Bar has seen the return of The Ginge latley ha ha!?!?

 

Is he turning up with 50p in his pocket ha ha! he is worth buying the odd beer for though as he is pure entertainment!

[Hookey]

He is Corcord's lucky talisman. A bit like the Anfield sign the players touch as they enter the tunnel!!!!

[Silencer]

Ha Ha...but at Anfield you would`nt have to wash your hands after touching the sign!

 

I reckon you would have to cut them off after touching Ginge...

[blanchflower]

Originally Posted By: Hookey

I've no idea who he is mate!!! Maybe Blanchy does?

no idea at all chaps,

differant perspective, but surely all clubs should have a tea hut open on match days?

[rookie]

like all people who hide behind masks he seems to have disappeared when getting shouted down.

[smallsy]

maybe he is just silently observing?

[rookie]

or taking a shower