XMAS QUIZ

[lesbos]

1.WHICH RYMAN LEAGUE CLUB HAS NO PUBS IN ITS TOWN?

2.WHICH ONE OF THESE CLUBS DOES NOT ADMIT DOGS,BILLERICAY,EAST THURROCK,ILFORD OR TILBURY?

3.DEAN NEIL WAS BANNED FROM FOOTBALL FOR ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK A REFEREE THIS SEASON WHICH CLUB WAS HE PLAYING FOR?

4.IM STANDING IN A RYMAN FOOTBALL STADIUM,I CAN SMELL PIZZA,I CAN SEE A WOODEN SCULPTURE,IM NEAR A TUNNEL,WHERE THE FECK AM I?

5.I HAVE IN FRONT OF ME A BOX OF CELEBRATION CHOCOLATES,IVE GOT SOME MARS,MILKY WAY,BOUNTY AND SNICKERS CHOCOLATES LEFT,WHICH ONES HAVE I EATEN?

6.IM WALKING DOWN A ROAD,THERES A POUNDSTRETCHER ON THE RIGHT,A BURGER KING ON THE LEFT,IM APPROACHING THE RISING SUN PUB,IM IN WHICH RYMAN LEAGUE TOWN?

7.NAME A FAMOUS LES?

8.MATHS AND HISTORY. GEORGE THE 5TH MINUS EDWARD THE 2ND =?

9.THIS MORNING I HAVE CONSUMED 6 CANS OF CARLSBERG SPECIAL BREW,A BOTTLE OF WHITE LIGHTING CIDER AND HALF A BOTTLE OF COSTCUTTERS OWN BRAND WHISKY,HOW MANY ALCOHOL UNITS HAVE I HAD?

10.IM STANDING IN A RYMAN RYMAN GROUND,I FEEL THE SEA BREEZE ON MY FACE,SEAGULLS FLY ABOVE,IM CONFUSED, THERES A TRANSPORT MUSEUM NEARBY,WHERE THE FECK IM I?

[Eastside Urchin]

1-great wakering

2-ilford

3-brentwood

4-dartford

5-bounty

6-ware

7-battersby

8-inbred

9-about the same as me

10-folkestone

[lesbos]

YOUVE SCORED TWO POINTS MATE,I HAD BOUNTYS LEFT IN MY TIN,I DID MENTION BOUNTYS,BY THE WAY LES BATTERSBY IS NOT A LESBIAN AS FAR AS I KNOW.

[lesbos]

JUST TO CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION THE QUESTION WAS WHICH CHOCOLATES HAVE I EATEN,THEREFORE THERE WOULD BE NONE OF THEM LEFT IN THE TIN.I KNOW WEVE ALL HAD A DRINK BUT FECKING CONCENTRATE!

[cantos]

1.Tilbury as it is not a Town but a shithole.

 

2.Tilbury

 

3.Great Wakering

 

4.I am not telling.you will have to find your own way home.

 

5.Topic

 

6.Enfield Town

 

7.Clare Balding

 

8.5G -E2=0

 

9.Not enough if you want to make a pass at my wife.

 

10. Folkestone

 

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: richard193

1.
WHICH RYMAN LEAGUE CLUB HAS NO PUBS IN ITS TOWN?

met poice...

2.WHICH ONE OF THESE CLUBS DOES NOT ADMIT DOGS,BILLERICAY,EAST THURROCK,ILFORD OR TILBURY?

ilford

3.DEAN NEIL WAS BANNED FROM FOOTBALL FOR ATTEMPTING TO ATTACK A REFEREE THIS SEASON WHICH CLUB WAS HE PLAYING FOR?

ware

4.IM STANDING IN A RYMAN FOOTBALL STADIUM,I CAN SMELL PIZZA,I CAN SEE A WOODEN SCULPTURE,IM NEAR A TUNNEL,WHERE THE FECK AM I?

dartford

5.I HAVE IN FRONT OF ME A BOX OF CELEBRATION CHOCOLATES,IVE GOT SOME MARS,MILKY WAY,BOUNTY AND SNICKERS CHOCOLATES LEFT,WHICH ONES HAVE I EATEN?

kit kat and picnic

6.IM WALKING DOWN A ROAD,THERES A POUNDSTRETCHER ON THE RIGHT,A BURGER KING ON THE LEFT,IM APPROACHING THE RISING SUN PUB,IM IN WHICH RYMAN LEAGUE TOWN?

edgeware

7.NAME A FAMOUS LES?

lusty springfield

8.MATHS AND HISTORY. GEORGE THE 5TH MINUS EDWARD THE 2ND =?

vlad the impaler

9.THIS MORNING I HAVE CONSUMED 6 CANS OF CARLSBERG SPECIAL BREW,A BOTTLE OF WHITE LIGHTING CIDER AND HALF A BOTTLE OF COSTCUTTERS OWN BRAND WHISKY,HOW MANY ALCOHOL UNITS HAVE I HAD?

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10.IM STANDING IN A RYMAN RYMAN GROUND,I FEEL THE SEA BREEZE ON MY FACE,SEAGULLS FLY ABOVE,IM CONFUSED, THERES A TRANSPORT MUSEUM NEARBY,WHERE THE FECK IM I?

canvey bus station

[Eastside Urchin]

richard,suck my balls.Great article in the programme though saturday,fecking quality,how is uncle frank by the way???

[YELLOW]

6 could be Billericay. 10 is Canvey.