chickens and promises promises promises

[Ofiicial]

I was just coming down my drive earlier today when the local farmer opposite me pulled out in front driving an artic loaded with live chickens...all stuffed in plastic cages they were....must have been hundreds of 'em...really weird.....

 

Anyway...not important in the scheme of things apart from millions of feathers covering me little old austin A40 as I trundled down the country lanes behind this bloody thing and I know that this is drivel really but it set me off on a thought process that took me back to the war in Iraq and the Kennedy assassination........

 

I ended up thinking about the reasons why these things happen...me old Granny always said look for the money and there lies the answer....

 

so I thought about who would benefit most from the war in Iraq and of course the answer is arms dealers and construction corporations...

 

now bear with me on this because it then became clear to me that both sectors of industry are the main contributors to political campaigns come election time (certainly so in the states)..it is aso a matter of public knowledge that the Bush family... who originated in the State of Texas...have always been heavily involved in the munitions industry...

 

I then thought about the Kennedy assassination all those years ago and recalled a conspiracy theory book that I had read that concluded that a consortium of Texas arms dealers had conspired to have Kennedy assassinated because of his stance against the Vietnham war.....once Kennedy was out of the way...history tells us that Lyndon Johnson took over the whitehouse...commited the US of A to the most costly war in American history and sent thousands of americans to an early grave...Billions of dollars were made of course by the arms dealers....mostly based in Texas....Lyndon had repaid his backers in full....

 

Now then.....if you're still following the thread of all this....we have had a very expensive and closely fought election campaign in the states a couple of years ago if I recall....billions of dollars spent on the Bush campaign and most of it generated in Texas......payback time perhaps....maybe ....maybe not.....beneficiaries of the war.......

 

well...various arms suppliers to the US military....Union Corporation Construction.....(one of bush's main contributors)

 

Billions and Billions involved here by the way....

 

Taylor Woodrow......they appear on the Blair Election Manifesto as a 'contributor' to party funds.....be interesting to see who gets the contracts to rebuild the Iraqi infrastructure once its been raised to the ground.....

 

mad conspiracy theories....maybe...... maybe not.......

 

Have you ever just settled down to watch the footie on a sunday afternoon and the missus starts giving you a load of grief about gardens and shelves that need attention and you're mind goes back to the quiet young filly that you met all those years ago and made all those promises to as you attempted for the first time to get her kit off.....promises come back to haunt us......as maybe Bush and Blair are finding out.......

 

I was going to have roast chicken for dinner tonight but I've changed my mind now......

[Badger]

Have you ever read The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie?

[Ofiicial]

No I haven't...should I.....?

[Badger]

I enjoyed it. Basically, a private detective gets drawn into the murky world of illegal arms deals. He finds out that the richest men are arms dealers, and they have the political clout to get politicians to do what they want. They get wars started so they can advertise their latest gadgets. If I remember, he suggested that the footage used in the '91 gulf war to demonstrate the accuracy of modern weaponry was nothing more than an advertisement.

 

It's very funny, too.

[Rodders]

What an excellent theory althought strange link from chicken lorry to Kennedy assassination.

 

On reading this a couple of things sprang to my mind,

 

firstly I thought, blimey this guy has given a lot of thought to this.

 

Secondly I thought cripes he could be right!

 

thirdly I thought trouble with conspiricy theories is that generally they are difficult to prove either right or wrong

 

lastly I thought, christ this guy should concentrate on his driving a bit more !!!!!

 

Have you ever given much thought to the theory that the Americans did not in fact land on the moon in 1969 ?

that one interests me.

 

Any thoughts on that one Official ?

 

Cheers

Rodders

 

[Big J R]

I love a good conspiracy !

 

The Harold Wilson one concerning our Secret Service was brill !!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Haven't heard that one.

 

I heard the moon theory. Very interesting, and quite possibly true!!

 

 

[Ofiicial]

Conspiracies are part of my life....everything is a plot to get money out of me...usually by two or more persons...usually my children.....everyone who knocks on the door of my office wants something.....more cap ex...increased expenditure budgets....its usually premeditated and worked out in advance...a conspiracy....there are guidelines for conspiracies of course.....

 

firstly you need two or more people for a conspiracy so there's always lots of them involved in these schemes.....that way they can blame each other when it all goes wrong .....

 

greed is usually the motivating factor in a conspiracy.....

 

anyway...back to the issue....the moon one was of course made into a very realistic film with Elliot Gould I think...anyway...very plausible....old Harold was of course totally paranoid and thought everything was a conspiracy against him...most of them instigated by MI5....he was probably right........

 

The Kennedy conspiracy theories have always fasinated me....I tend to lean towards the Mafia one but do love the Lyndon B Johnson one as well........

 

Maxwell......that one has never really been aired but I've no doubt that someone did the old rapist in......more than one person....certainly.....

 

Princess Diana.....well....we'll leave that but you know what I mean don't you......

 

great stuff conspiracies.......Love 'em......

 

the chicken lorry slowed me down by the way which gave me the downtime to think about it all.......maybe that was a conspiracy as well.....I bet they were waiting for me in advance......

[The Invisible Man]

So did the chickens shoot Kennedy or sponsor Johnson?

 

And I bet that bloodu Turkey turns up in a minute..

[Ofiicial]

dunt wurry about the turkey....he won't get past chrissie will he.....he he he....

 

as for who did who in....hmmmmm.....well I've been thinking about conspiracies in general and I'm going to post all the bird seed on a new thread in the morrow.......

 

just to get you all at it by the way.....there's a good one on the box tonight....one of me favourites....Tutenkhaman......he he.....we all know surely that the old pervert Lord Caernavon pillaged the tomb with Carter years before they announced it to the press......

 

I've got a better one up me sleeve......

[Big J R]

I personally fancy JFK was done in by J Edgar Hoover and his cronies when the Prez discovered that J Edgar liked to dress up in stockings bra and spendies with his right hand man (?)

 

Takes all sorts to make a world, so they say !!

 

Keep going Official !

[Ofiicial]

well BJR......J Edgar certainly was fond of a little 'Janet Reiger'....(bit partial meself by the way....!!)....the theory involving him of course was the mafia one......always leant towards that one....

 

anyway....as promised but somewhat later than predicted...my favourite conspiracy theory of all time.....

bit of a thin line this one so no complaints pleeeeeaase....

 

For decades now the Catholic Church have maintained a secret intelligence department wholly dedicated to tracking down and removing any evidence or persons that could challenge the authenticity of the New Testament.....the most significant area of their covert operations (but by no means restricted to that area) have been the archaological findings in the middle east.......and the carbon dating of such findings.....

 

dossiers proving that middle eastern artifacts are thousands of years older than declared (using aging techniques that are proven beyond doubt) have been deliberately removed from archives and most of the major Christian Governments in the world have assisted in this conspiracy.....dozens of people have died in mysterious circumstances and thousands of important artifacts have been removed from sight...lost forever.....

 

books on the subject have been surpressed through court cases and subsequently never published and academical case studies and their authors bullied...blackmailed....forcibly coerced... paid into silence.....or murdered....

 

there is currently an important tomb being excavated beneath the Great Sphinx....why is the site guarded by armed troopers...why are the Catholic Church involved in the security and administration of the site...why have the findings never been revealed and where have the contents of the tomb been taken....(the tomb has now been declared unimportant after five years work)...but security still maintains its tight vigil.....the original administrators of the site have long since disappeared....

 

as me old granny always said...look for the money.....therein lies the answer.........!!!

 

I shall provide you with more info as and if the thread develops.....

 

 

[Big J R]

I've never trusted a religion which seems very adept in training priests who have an unhealthy interest in pubescent boys ! Ask the ex-Bishop of Arundel, who now has reached higher status in London and STILL wears glasses so dark, he says he can't see anything un-toward !