Results 18th Dec

[Horace]

Reminds me of the Speedy Gonzales joke!

 

A couple got married in Tijuana. The groom was very sure that he was marrying a virgin, but was worried by the stories that Speedy Gonzales was reputed to have had all the women in Tijuana before their husband's had.

 

When they went to bed on their wedding night, they stripped naked and lay on the bed in the dark in their hotel room for a moment. For safety, the groom lay with his hand over his new wife's ****. A fly buzzed in his face and he removed his hand to swat it. When he put his hand back a second later, a small voice said "Hey, meester, get your hand off my bum!"

[Bitch]

[Rhodes]

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Stony Stratford Town 2 Royston Town 3
Spartan South Mids League-Div 1 Adm £3 prog 50p att 35
This was a real cracker but as its already been reported on here I'll keep it short. The Crows raced into a 3 goal lead by the break with a Craig Hammond double sandwiching a deserved goal from impressive wide man Luke Robins, who's great run and crossed was headed in by Hammond for his second. Stony were guilty of missing two real sitters before the break, but did reduce the arrears through Darren Dykes ten mins after the break. Hammond was gifted the chance to get his hat-trick, but his penalty ranked amongst the worse I have ever seen. Stony were reduced to ten men when James Griffiths picked up his second yellow card on 81 but Dykes made it 2-3 with a well taken spot-kick but time ran out as the ref blew bang on 90 mins!

Another anorak on another's Forum went to Stony Stratford v Royston on Tuesday, no surprise to hear it was a cracker