my mate pagey

[rams builder]

I am guessing that most of you know Andy, so i would just like to tell you all why i think he is such a top bloke. You see i have only known Andy a few years and i dont think many of you have got a mate quite like him but soon after we first met i used to go around his house in the mornings and he would make me a cup of tea then go off to work leaving me alone with his lovely wife Emma. I had many lovely hours in his bedroom. Some times i used to bring my other mates around as well, sometimes three of us. After a while it would get really boring so we would spray things on his wall with red paint, things like ramsgate f.c. and Jimmy wards red army. He didnt even mind this.

Also every now and again he would give me money. Now dont you all agree this is what you call a bestest mate

[Pagey]

to$$er

[rams builder]

But Andy mate, Emma was well happy with the erection.

[I am Spartacus]

But Pagey is the next Ra****** Chairman. So you better start behaving yourself Mark

[Pagey]

Yes Mark

 

And thats on good authority and from a reliable source

[RamsgateMICK]

i thought andy was already pumping money into our club, so it could be true,he put £2.30 behind the bar last year to buy me a beer,hes a good lad

[BlueGate Alan]

You can have him anyway, he doesn't come to our games!

[RamsgateMICK]

hes always at our reserve games ,or is that another rumour i heard

[BlueGate Alan]

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

Hi Pagey!

[Bitch]

I need a builder

[cantos]

You need a plumber love.

[Ian_Sanderson]

I heard a chimney sweep, to lose the cobwebs?

[Rob_Butler]

Originally Posted By: rams builder

But Andy mate, Emma was well happy with the erection.

Are you sure she was happy Mark, you told me she moans and groans everytime she sees it!

[BlueGate Alan]

Rob, go wash your mouth out young lad!