kaiser

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Your a given Monk, your always down there on a Thursday you love it..!!

 

"Less Chat, more Rat"...is gonna be the theme for the night I reckon..!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Monk will just go missing for most of the night doing laps on his own pesting all the filthy 16 year olds...

 

I think I might come too. Ill wear some great clobber!

[The_Monk]

i'd love to mate but i dont do those kinds of things i'm a christian boy! i really care bout peoples feeling like cuddling!!!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

KJ...that is to true mate, he loves a lap that boy..!!

 

KJ....whats the point in you coming out to drink water with a slice of Lemon all night, you need to get involved son..!!

[The_Monk]

prefer 15 yr olds 16 is too old! ps personality is over rated!! the tighter the betta!!!

[coach et 64]

paedooo i hope they catch you and they put you behind bars,throwing away the keys!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Cuddles and holding hands is lem.

 

Hahahaha TIC I dont need to get involved, I just watch you lot make tits of yourself, then swoop in with the gay-mate tactic and steal the mamacita's!

 

Agree with Baker. 15 year old prom queens are the best! Hahaha.

[The_Monk]

ha ha love it kingdog

[coach et 64]

i'll get you two paedo's locked in i have a copper in my team now...hand in hand,mamacita,gay looks,you must be joking!

[smallsy]

baker i saw you in lakeside friday was you stocking up on sweets!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

True KJ, you sligh around the background offering nothing to the night in a pink V neck, and then bust out some chat up lines to all the fat chicks that have turned me and Baker down...good work..!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

I go for the shy, young boy-ish look, and I think girls warm to it and feel sorry for me.

 

They turn to me when they have had enough of Baker and yourself c*nting them off all night with top draw banter!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Its a good approach mate, I prefer the scatter gun approoach if I ask every bird in there one of them as gotta say yes..!!

 

Do you remember that time when Baker 2 footed the cleaner in the toilets at Talk....classic..!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahahaha absolutely. Process of elimination some call it.

You will definitely go home with something, even if its the window licking fat bird who is resting over the toilet seat from one too many sambucca's!

 

I wish I had filmed that. That was absolutely top draw stuff. The cleaner didn't know what to do!

 

The Monk = Legend!

[smallsy]

i was there that night and TIC and the monk were off their nut!

kaiser you coming talk thursday?

 

[Kaiser Jnr]

Yeah I reckon so mate. Sounds like a big ESL party in Talk on Thursday to me!

[smallsy]

no one will be drinking of course

[Kaiser Jnr]

Absolutely not. Water with a slice of lemon for me!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

KJ its christmas son, if you drink water and Lemon..I am gonna get you an umbrella and a floral display with every drink..!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Can you get me a twirly straw and a sparkler as well please?

 

Maybe ill branch out to some Non-Alcoholic Cocktails or something!